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A new avatar, but beige-er

4/10 fuck beige.

the cat ears are part of her hair?

Weird/10

God's alive, jackass/10

To Bandages: I'm not trying to stir drama or create controversy for its own sake.  I saw a post that I completely and entirely rejected for more than one reason, and I felt it necessary to reply to it.  I'm sorry I didn't reply three days ago.  I thought the purpose of forums were for discussion, not stifling it through locks.

Bolded part highlights exactly what I mean. You made a point, and yet decided to go beyond what you needed to convey to throw an agressive sarcastic jab at me. We're a pretty tight community here, and it doesn't make sense to leave a thread whose purpose has long since been fufilled (he got the girl days ago, IIRC) to just live on when it breeds this kind of mean-spirited posting.

10/10

Veronicaaaa  ^^

I like the picture you have, but the background gradients a bit lackluster

7/10

Gentlemen.

I offer you the unfinished tale of Slibtu Pepperpick, the Lean Spurn of Assembling. What started as a pipe-dream of an uber-wrestler roaming the wilderness exploding wolves turned into so much more several minutes after his conception. Immediately after leaving his hometown, he found a family of groundhogs scurrying about.

"INSOLENT CREATURES. I AM LIBTU PEPPERPICK. PREPARE TO DIE."

After punching them for 20 minutes, they were still alive. Bruised and comatose, yes. But dead? no. Wrestling suddenly became wimpy and pathetic. So instead, Slibtu picked up a groundhog in each hand and set off for bigger prey. It wasn't long before a pack of wolves appeared before Pepperpick. He was prepared.

After running through trees and around ponds, he had caused the wolves to split up. Everything was going according to plan when a wolf charged him and bit into his hand. Child’s play. Pepperpick shoved the groundhog through the wolf’s skull, ending it’s pathetic life instantly. He dropped the groundhogs and picked up the wolf and used it to beat every other of his lupine nemesis to death. He grabbed another wolf corpse and set off on his new life mission.

Slibtu Pepperpick was going to do the impossible. He was going to dual-wield the corpse of his slain foes, and replace them with larger and more powerful enemies as they fall to him. Our tale currently has Pepperpick holding a rigor-mortified sasquatch in each of his kung-fu grips.

The world will tremble. Slibtu Pepperpick will. Wield. Every. LAST. BEAAAAST.