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ah, ok.  By the way, how do dwarves use a spear to stab limbs off?

By using the sharp end.

Ok, I will only shoot if you are in danger.

I could shoot him in the face if you like.

Thank you for the rifle. I reccomend cutting the brake lines.

Blind dwarves no longer stop what they are doing due to small rodents. Blind soldiers can be commanded much easier as they dont go running off to kill 50 enemies on thier own. Its not all bad.

Name: Kane Wilson (Honorific, if applicable: Prof.)

Gender (Circle one): Male 

For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:Physics graduate, PhD in Hypervelocity Kinematics of Ferrous Solids. Senior researcher, BAE systems. Security clearance went right to the top, higher than most heads of state. One of a small number of BAE employees who had access to all top secret projects. Under investigation for industrial espionage at time of contact.
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Theoretically, yes. Practically, no.

If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Involved heavilty in the development for next gen gauss rifle system, both upscaling it for vehicle use and downscaling for use as a general purpose infantry weapon. ALso involved in early prototyes of plasma based weaponary. I am not willing to disclose at this stage where BAE systems aquired some more interesting bits of technology involved in both projects.

If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about:Knives. Knives are cool.

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I tend to work at night anyway...

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They would deny it if you asked them, but most of the worlds intelligence services have had at least one rather large email from me containing some kind of schematic in exchange for cash, protection or future favours. I doubt anyone could prove that however...

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> So, that wacky religion/politics/abortion argument...

Name: Vladmir Kaputin
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Religion: Nihilist.
Bio: As a well respected academic and outspoken critic of the communist party, there was no way they could leave you alone. They came looking for you but you were not there. What they did to your wife and children was worse than death. Released from any obligation to family or state, Vlad now has one goal - vengence.