DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Most awesome kills
« on: February 17, 2007, 03:40:00 pm »
I had a mission to kill a minotaur. So myself (axeman and thrower) and my band of 5 drunks head into the cave.
First thing that we see is a crocodile, which I quickly cut in half. Suddenly, the minotaur attacks us. I take the lower half of the crocodile and throw it at the minotaur, breaking his left hand. Then, my drunks swarm.
While 4 of the drunks starting punching the stuffing out of the minotaur, one of them gets it in a lucky shoulder lock, and breaks it's right shoulder. I then run up with my axe, and cripple it's left leg. While this is happening, the drunk released the shoulder and started strangling the minotaur. I proceeded to hack off all of the minotaur's limbs.
What was left was a minotaur with no limbs, being strangled and punched by 5 drunks. The thing bled to death without even throwing one attack. 