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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How did a fish get there?
« on: February 28, 2010, 06:53:32 pm »
if you dig a hole in the desert and fill it with water, you'll get turtles 
A mystery, but true.
A mystery, but true.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: "Unfortunate Accidents"
« on: February 28, 2010, 06:47:09 pm »If my tax collecter spams me one more time by changing the prices of goods, which he does fifty times a day, i am seriously going to change his name to King Mitis and wall him inside an all gold dining room and let him discover the irony of his new name.....Better yet, name him Fortunato and wall him in amidst your booze stockpile. I can just imagine him yelling "For the love of God, Montresor!"
Nono, Water stockpile.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Need help with an Obisdian farm
« on: February 28, 2010, 02:22:26 pm »
Closed(forbidden/lever) doors can stop water and magma, but once you open them in magma they are gone. In water you have to wait for the water to go away before you can close the doors again.
You only need 1 depth water and 1 depth magma to make an entire block of obsidian though.
Edit: also, watch out for the elephants
You only need 1 depth water and 1 depth magma to make an entire block of obsidian though.
Edit: also, watch out for the elephants
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My very own Mordor
« on: February 28, 2010, 02:11:09 pm »
Just don't make any artifact rings, and beware of kobold thieves. They might not be kolbolds. 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: February 28, 2010, 01:25:48 pm »
Banned for Banning
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Elven Diplomat Offering Congratulations?
« on: February 28, 2010, 12:16:02 pm »
... Hmm... I think I might need help from this point on. As much as it scares me to say it, I think at this point, I'm about evilled out. Can someone post some good automated torture device ideas?
Here are some good ideas.
I've made one of my fortresses a point to be a scourge on elven-kind. You're missing a big point.
Okay your dorfs are eating elf, and the elves are watching, and you're shooting elf bone bolts to hunt the meat while butching elf babies. There is where you're missing out.
Don't just make the cages out of soap, make it out of ☼Elf Soap☼. The carpenter? Butcher? Make them out of ☼Elf Soap☼. Clothing? ☼Elf Leather☼. If it can be made, decorated, or crafted out of. Make it out of Elf. Let them know they are not just prisoners. You've created a thriving fortress designed around their suffering, and they can see it always.
Bonus points, carve holes in the earth to get trees growing underground (drop the top soil layer down to wanted z-level), then cut and process them in front of them endlessly. Bonus points if everything you can't use elf for, is wood.
Edit: if you still get a caravan from the elves. Sell them the creations of their brethren. Sure you're not directly tormenting all elven kind, but eventually they will realize its not just a beloved forest creature those bones came from. The horror that they were so close to their tormented brothers and sisters will be greater than any dorf can hope.
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