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"Must get plenty of customers at 2 in the morning..."

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"...She's doing that creepy pose."

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"I hope this group is just foolish and not mind-controlled. It's easier to beat people up if they make a choice..." Xerxe said, cracking his knuckles as well.

His wasn't as loud as the Oni, though.

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"I think we've all gotten into enough hot water for tonight." Xerxe dad-joked.

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"I'm not sure those were Dragons. They looked like firebreathing bats. Does the policy cover those too?" Xerxe said. This was a strange town.

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"I've always though the warriors could use a wagon to carry our spoils. I don't like supplies being left behind..." Xerxe said conversationally. "But our funds are limited, and the tram is cheaper. Or hoofing it...then again, I'm used to marching."

Indeed, Xerxe rarely varied his step or pace, relentlessly making distance with measured strides and no complaint or signs of fatigue. Unless he ran into a bucket, that was.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Legacy FEF IC Thread
« on: August 02, 2020, 03:43:12 pm »
Action: Swap weapon to Nosferatu.

Conditional attack.

If healed by by ally above 25 HP, move to G12 and attack the fool

If dance-comboed, use first action to consume concoction, use bonus action to move to G12 and attack fool

Hold position otherwise, pass turn

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A hopeful sign could be spotted dimly in the distance.

[NOW ENTERING THE BUCKET DISTRICT. ENJOY YOUR STAY!]

Hopefully the team would be taking a different street.

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"Yes, let's go!" Xerxe said, walking straight toward a bucket.

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As some members of the party, presumably, wobbled off Xerxes voice echoed back into the street.

"...Hey, shouldn't you be watching in front of me...?"

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Xerxe looked straight up, prepared for an aerial attack.

"I'm covering this quadrant! Make sure I don't step in a bucket or something."

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"But that's an issue for later. For now, let's focus on putting a dozen cans of whoop-ass on the shopping list of every fool getting in our way."

"I like that analogy! And I, Xerxe, am...the can opener of whooppings."

It sounded better in his head.

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"...And then I'll say, 'How's this for a return policy? *Wcch wcch!*' Xerxe said, making whipping noises. It was clear he was relishing further pun based combat.

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"And they all did that same pose, with their index finger on their face, and that creepy grin...

Well, hopefully they won't try to test us again."


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