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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: The Whereabouts of Drink and Coin IC: Chapter 3: Money, Money, Money
« on: August 08, 2020, 12:29:23 pm »
"Must get plenty of customers at 2 in the morning..."
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"Must get plenty of customers at 2 in the morning..."
"...She's doing that creepy pose."
"I hope this group is just foolish and not mind-controlled. It's easier to beat people up if they make a choice..." Xerxe said, cracking his knuckles as well.
"I think we've all gotten into enough hot water for tonight." Xerxe dad-joked.
"I'm not sure those were Dragons. They looked like firebreathing bats. Does the policy cover those too?" Xerxe said. This was a strange town.
"I've always though the warriors could use a wagon to carry our spoils. I don't like supplies being left behind..." Xerxe said conversationally. "But our funds are limited, and the tram is cheaper. Or hoofing it...then again, I'm used to marching."
"Yes, let's go!" Xerxe said, walking straight toward a bucket.
"I'm covering this quadrant! Make sure I don't step in a bucket or something."
"But that's an issue for later. For now, let's focus on putting a dozen cans of whoop-ass on the shopping list of every fool getting in our way."
"I like that analogy! And I, Xerxe, am...the can opener of whooppings."
"...And then I'll say, 'How's this for a return policy? *Wcch wcch!*' Xerxe said, making whipping noises. It was clear he was relishing further pun based combat.
"And they all did that same pose, with their index finger on their face, and that creepy grin...