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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 06, 2019, 06:50:05 am »
Urist conducts a study on the lethality of ghost punches on inventors.

WWUD if his creation won a Urist prize?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Intercontinental Arms Race: Finale
« on: October 04, 2019, 03:59:40 pm »
A 6! I thought for sure I'd roll a 1 and go out in a burst of subatomic glory. Maybe next time  :)

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 03, 2019, 10:11:00 pm »
Since the weaponsmith is one of the few useful dwarfs in the fort, the overseer fires the captain of the guard then has the rope deconstructed.

What would Urist McNobel do if he heard about this miscarriage of justice?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 01, 2019, 01:46:37 pm »
My masterwork! No!

What would Urist McWeaponsmith do after recovering his masterwork crossbow from a dwarf's stomach?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 30, 2019, 08:53:25 pm »
Urist McKoboid grabs a snazzy hat, then runs for his life.

WWUD if another koboid told him that a) Urist isn't a koboid name, b) koboids don't have a language so how are we having this conversation, and c) is that hat eating your head?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 30, 2019, 03:49:55 am »
Urist makes a berserk dwarf hat.

WWUD if the hat tried to eat his head?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 27, 2019, 04:24:47 am »
Urist watches with mild amusement as that dwarf gets cursed by Cremula with indigestion. He's plain packed.

WWUD if everyone was chasing him for making a really bad joke?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 26, 2019, 12:08:02 pm »
The demon, having read this thread, runs away screaming.

WWUD with all this free space?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 19, 2019, 04:07:16 am »
Ahoy landlubbers! WWUD for talk like a pirate day?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 17, 2019, 10:45:04 pm »
The overseer gets sick of Urist's job cancellation spam and sends the entire military to kill the squirrel. He also changes Urist's name to something insulting.

What would Urist McButcher do with 50 hacked apart squirrel bits?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 17, 2019, 02:56:37 am »
Urist pulls the lever to open the caverns and release all 50 of the forgotten beasts that have been building up down there.

WWUD if the winged blob killed all 50?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Web of Life: A Drider's Adventure (Ended)
« on: September 16, 2019, 08:47:48 pm »
It's been fun. GG

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 14, 2019, 11:52:54 pm »
Urist points out that the boat isn't connected to the ground by a construction or a natural wall. It promptly collapses to the ocean floor.

WWUD if a coyote showed up with an anvil?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 13, 2019, 04:12:03 pm »
WWUD if the ocean froze over at night, ending her isolation?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 11, 2019, 04:47:00 pm »
Urist fires himself from the position of Death for incompetence.

WWUD now that death is impossible?

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