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Messages - Olith McHuman

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 19, 2011, 10:18:27 pm »
This is a masterful blood thorn figurine of dwarves and elves by Urist McDwarf. The elves are melting. The dwarves are laughing. The artwork refers to the 'accidental' flooding of the trade depot with magma in the early summer of 1054.

WWUD if he rediscovered the ancient art of propelling goblins across the entire map with a single hammer strike?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 18, 2011, 04:03:21 am »
Shout "Thief! Protect the horde from skulking filth!", then, along with the three kittens it just gave birth to, charge the kobold and make it dodge into a deep pit.

WWUD if his cat did that enough to get a name?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 14, 2011, 04:22:35 am »
Wonder why everyone runs away from him screaming "Giant cave spider!".

WWUD if he went to a party and discovered that it was being hosted by a ghost?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 10, 2011, 04:10:34 am »
Enjoy a raw plump helmet, and later a dwarven sugar roast (made from dwarven sugar, dwarven sugar, dwarven sugar, and dwarven sugar). Yum.

WWUD if his elephant meat roast was reanimated by a necromancer while he was eating it?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 09, 2011, 01:29:28 am »
Complain about the very small quantity of magma in the core and the lack of elves to apply it to. That, and die from his blood boiling away due to the lack of air pressure while being fried by the sun due to the lack of a protective atmosphere.

WWUD if he discovered an underground lake of booze?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 07, 2011, 12:58:08 am »
Inform the elf that he is killing trees by depriving them of the nutrients that the goblin bodies would have provided. Then knock the elf's head off by throwing the cheese at him.

What would Urist McLegendaryMechanic do if he had a grudge with everyone in the fort?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Super-easy Clowms
« on: August 07, 2011, 12:44:04 am »
A little info from when I opened up the circus.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 06, 2011, 07:18:36 am »
Eat a XXFirefly brain roastXX.

WWUD if the previous owner of the fort's only adamantine sock just died? And everyone else in the fort wants it too?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 04, 2011, 02:48:21 am »
Urist cancels store item in stockpile: job item misplaced.
The falling slade warhammer strikes the weaponsmith in the left foot, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The falling slade warhammer has defaced a Urist McDwarf!
Urist has bled to death.

WWUD if he was attacked by magma carp while working at a magma forge?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 03, 2011, 02:12:35 am »
Get most of the way done, but then get scared off by a rat and then decide to go on break.

What would Urist McMayor do if offered the honor of being the first to try out the fort's new 30 z-level diving board?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 30, 2011, 08:12:33 am »
Urist McCroft has been ecstatic lately. He was utterly traumatized by not being listed in Google's search results lately. He enjoyed starting a tantrum spiral lately. He ate a meal in a legendary dining room lately.

WWUD if he pierced an aquifer?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 28, 2011, 03:51:19 am »
He would be ecstatic because he now gets a happy thought from talking to himself.

WWUD if he learned the secret of turning water into magma?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 26, 2011, 02:50:00 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 26, 2011, 02:31:50 am
He would attempt to use the nuke to stop the zombies, but blow himself up in the progress.

WWUD if he was vomiting?

Complain about the horrible, horrible ball of fire in the sky while making everything green.

WWUD if he invented sunglasses and sunscreen?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am »
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.

WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 24, 2011, 11:23:04 pm »
Get torn to ribbons by wolves.

What would Urist McMayor do if fortifications were carved into his bedroom's walls and a ballista was built outside of them?

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