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Messages - Olith McHuman

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 24, 2011, 01:22:25 am »
Become a priest of Planepacked and build a temple containing copies of Planepacked. Then he would go insane while attempting to comprehend how a statue can have a picture of itself on itself, and how a statue in a universe contained inside of a statue can be a full copy of the original.

WWUD if his 50 layer coating of blood and vomit washed off?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 21, 2011, 01:44:46 am »
Paint everything green with vomit!

WWUD if he was ordered to build a wall off of a drawbridge?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 20, 2011, 02:36:22 am »
Shout "Hey! The goblins kill trees too!" and then grab a barrel of dwarven beer and watch both sides kill each other.

WWUD if he was standing between a dragon and the booze stockpile?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 19, 2011, 03:15:08 am »
He would walk across the planet multiple times to kill forgotten beasts at the request of the humans. Then, after getting board with this, he would kill all the humans.

WWUD if he claimed a dead goblin's sock, but couldn't collect it because the fort's front door is locked?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 18, 2011, 03:58:50 am »
Become a diplomat and kindly ask the short tree butchers to stop killing trees. Then get dropped into magma during a tragic lever malfunction while exiting the fort.

What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 15, 2011, 04:57:30 am »
Catch a severe case of sobriety due to the distance to the nearest still and die.

What would Urist McFatty do if he heard about a new diet that involves standing in a fire?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 13, 2011, 10:45:20 pm »
Toady One: Hmmm, I haven't tested giving dwarfs boiling gold blood yet. Lets do that.
Urist McDwarf has bled to death.
Toady One: Oh, and lets test the new cave-in system too.
Urist McDwarfs 2-67 have been crushed beneath the collapsing ceiling.
Toady One: Cool.

What would Urist McMigrant do if he was ordered into a room full of spikes?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 13, 2011, 03:32:59 am »
Export politicians.

WWUD if a herd of elephants got into the booze stockpile and guzzled all the booze?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 12, 2011, 05:34:39 am »
Urist McDwarf cancels be marginally productive: interrupted by infinite loop.

WWUD if the mayor looked really young for his age and kept mandating the production of blood barrels?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 12, 2011, 01:23:44 am »
Eat the brains of every dwarf in the fort. Starve because dwarf brains have no nutritional value.

WWUD if he discovered how to modify the raws?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 10, 2011, 04:40:35 am »
Establish a fort just outside of a bar. Build a perpetual-motion powered magma cannon. Make a magma-fall with the magma cannon and sell the surplus power generated from the perpetual-motion machine for beer. Also, make obsidian crafts and eventually turn the landscape into !!landscape!!.

What would Urist McUseless do if he was given a copper pick and a special assignment?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 06, 2011, 01:53:49 am »
Complain that the player deleted his save file.

What would happen to Urist McLedendaryProgrammer if he made the game elf tree-house on the dwarven supercomputer?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 04, 2011, 01:27:25 am »
Stuff the elf in a wooden cage and put the cage in the middle of the fort's clear cut operation.

WWUD if he discovered that he is really a midget human and his beard is glued on?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 03, 2011, 02:36:23 am »
Go to the river and get turned into ribbons by carp.

WWUD if he went to get a drink of water and saw his friends Urist, Urist, and Urist in the water?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 02, 2011, 04:55:53 pm »
Go to hell. By demon or by dodging.

What would Urist McChild do if the adults drank all the booze?

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