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« on: October 01, 2010, 08:55:10 pm »
"I KNEW IT!" reg screamed as he slammed a mug onto the table," I knew the sun dweller would bring death to this fortress! Has us digging half to hell and when something big 'n scary comes squirmin' out, she's the first to know?! I'm not one for religious bibble babble, but it's too clear to ignore it. She's cursed, eh! Even Ibruk 'nd all his wisdom can't ignore it now! When we firs' got here we were fine, diggin' for our meals and we didn' get no monsters 'er nothin' (well, plenty of Nothing, but you get my point). But then this ELF shows up 'nd she warms up nice 'n well ter the folk (but I's always kept my suspicion!) and she teaches 'em to clean and cook and grow, yea, teaches 'em to be ELVES. Then good old Armok sends us a message, he does; a creature of the deep, eh, though one easily dispatched, so's we don't see it as a warnin' yet (though I knew it weren't no coincidence), then another 'nd another (yet we still didn't see the SIGN) 'nd now we've got a green skinned little demon scrapin' 'is scales round our halls! Aye, the elf's been touched by the gods, yea, she 'nd that goblin are a CURSE on our fortress, boys! If I weren't a doctor bound by my oath, I wouldn' go anywhere near either of them rancid hides. I say we toss 'em both into the pit with that there monster 'nd floor it up like nothin' happened. Then..." Reg let out a deep sigh, after yelling himself red in the face, and his voice dropped to a whisper," then, maybe we will be free of these nothing. Then maybe we c'n go home and rebuild, start new families, do what dwarves are meant to do! but that ain't gonna happen, is it" Reg leaned back in his chair and took another swig of his drink," no one listens to poor old Reg, anyhow. Well, can't say I never told em."
Drunk out of his mind, Reg rambles on without any spectators.
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