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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 01, 2014, 11:53:11 am »
What do you think when you look in a mirror?  :o

She already wants to screw herself. I don't wanna think about what would happen if she got a good look at herself in this condition.

Having to explain to paramedics how/why she ran into into a mirror at full-tilt? :v

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 01, 2014, 09:42:32 am »
So, I decided that I was going to try and start drawing again. I figured, "Eh, I'll look up a pokemon." Go to Google, and I search Gardevoir.



SO MUCH PORN.
You mean people on the Internet have taken a fictional female character and made porn from it?! I'm shocked, really I am! :P
Gardevoir can be either male or female. So yanno.

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Other Games / Re: Starbound - We have lift off.
« on: May 29, 2014, 06:34:42 pm »
Why would a ships AI, that's subservient to you, the pilot, be of something like a portrait of a queen? That would be close to treason. Glitch nobility would not look very kindly upon that at all. Far more sensible to have it simply be a representation of a steed that is comfortably beneath everyone on the totem pole.

Well, seeing as PC Glitch are explicitly ones forced to flee their homes or be hunted down like vermin, I doubt they give much of a fuck about what the nobility thinks. :v

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Other Games / Re: Starbound - We have lift off.
« on: May 29, 2014, 04:30:44 pm »
My word, that is the bustiest horse I have ever seen... :-\

You've haven't been on the internet very long, have you?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 23, 2014, 06:37:21 pm »
Wait, is that the Kellog I'm thinking of? Because fucking hell that's a long ways from cereal.

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Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
Little b̸̵̀o͘͢͡x̶́̕e̕s͟͟ on the hillside,
L̢҉it́t̵̶͞l͟͝e̷͘͝ ̨b͜҉͡ǫx̡e͜͏҉s͘҉̴ ́͡al̛l͘͜ ̢̢t́hȩ s̕͟a̶̸̛mè͢.͘

That's actually pretty cute. It's like a little toybox dystopia.
And it's supposed to be about the real world!

We're all boxes! You're a box, I'm a box! We stare at each other with our square, emotionless eyes in horror!

I kid, of course. The song seems a little on the pessimistic side of things.
After a bit of research, apparently the song was originally written back in the early sixties as commentary on/a satire of suburban living and middle class conformism. So yanno. But still. I honestly found it more horrifying than any lovecraft story.

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Today I learned that it is not a good idea to stand under a tornado of bees. How can they poop so much?

...How is this even remotely happy.

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I'm happy because I found out about Pokémon Tabletop United. Mostly because of the degree of freedom it allows when compared to the video games. :v

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 17, 2014, 11:18:54 am »
I'm kind of WTFing because I'm honestly surprised by the existence of Pokémon Tabletop United. I mean, I should've expected something like this.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 15, 2014, 06:22:57 pm »
That feeling when you suddenly notice you're feeling rather iffy, crunch the numbers, and realize it's been something like 26 hours since the last time you ate.

Time to cook breakfast ;_;
...How do you go that long without food without noticing.

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Chasing a moth is easy, catching it more so. With only glassware at your disposal, when the goal is to not kill it? BATTLE OF THE MINDS!
The key is to catch it with your hand Kung-fu style and then just not close it to the crushing point instead of using a glass. I do it all of the time at my parents' house (which moths get inside fairly often at somehow).
Huh. So was I lied to when they told me touching a moth is basically delayed murder for them? From what I recall, the line was human hands are particularly good at screwing over the dust or whatnot they need to maintain flight, and touching them -- especially the wings -- is basically a touch of death.


The oil on your skin is usually rather acidic (humans secrete acid from their skin, breath one of the more volatile chemicals around, and drink water which is notable for being... Rather corrosive.) but I don't think just touching a moth would do it. You'd probably have to pour a little droplet of sweat on them or something.


Also, what about the myth about touching baby birds and the mother never taking them back? That one is also untrue, correct?

On the whole water and oxygen thing: That's also true of pretty well every other bit of multicellular life on the planet, so, yanno, not that big of a deal.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« on: May 02, 2014, 04:45:11 pm »
We've tried climbing the tree, hitting the tree and snorting the tree. I propose digging it up and using it as a club.
You can have my +1. All of it.
And mine as well. Because oversized weaponry is the best.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« on: April 26, 2014, 06:50:55 pm »
Crumble more leaves into dust, find a way to snort them.

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