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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE LAWYER WHO CHOSES HOW GRAVITY AFFECTS YOU
« on: November 25, 2012, 12:50:19 am »
this thread took off. I won't be able to keep up. you can remove my name.
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Emong will punch Luthian for stabbing him and try to locate some sort of...abandoned crossbow, maybe?...then head for cover.
YAY! only 3 people have to die before im in!knowing spearbreakers...
Run to Wropest and throw my dagger at a Hollistic spawn's chest/maw/wherever it's heart is. Keep Wropest from getting eaten.2)you run like the wind to Wropest, baring your dagger intimidatingly. Surprisingly, the spawn actually seem to be intimidated by you. smirking at your dominance over indomitable creatures, you decide to teach them a lesson. you throw your knife at the middle one as hard as you can. it goes spinning end over end... but the hilt bounces right off of the spawn and lands with a plop onto the ground at its feet. they seem confused about your intentions.
Mage! You take care of them and i'll take care of you! I doubt my pathetic spear will work so i'm just a shield.
Throw my mug hoping a spike hits the obsidian heart1) taking note of Idem and his wonderful knife throwing skills, you throw your mug at the spawn. unfortunately, you were never good at throwing anything ever. you throw it straight up in the air and it breaks on your head. 1) you fall to the ground in pain. -15 HP
"The gods of battle may have forsaken me, but I am a priest of the snow and ice!"4) you dropped down on your knees immediately and begin praying fervently. "Oh god of ice and snow and all things uncomfortably cold but not ice, I pray! Help us in our time of need!" the rain around you turns to blood snow and you know that you have reached the gods.
Pray that the blood rain above the spawn freezes into jagged crimson hail.
RUN AWAY! BACK TO THE GROUP!4) You retreat and use Luthian as a sheild against any attacks that come toward you.
Draw dagger, do not get involved.6) you draw your dagger and hit Emong on the head with it. he can find someone else to be his meatshield.
Attack the retreating dwarf (Emong)2)the first spawn runs toward the offending dwarf, but slips in the bloody puddles around him. 4) he appears to be uninjured though.
stand up and howl at the priest3) the second spawn stands up, but chokes on ice when it tries to howl.
Attach smelly Elf. (Idem)3) The smelly Elf has no problem dodging your attacks.
Draw dagger, do not get involved.... because.
(( Come on lol 1 damned turn and my hunter is already virtually defenseless. Why was he carrying his bow unstrung when we've been getting attacked all the time? ))
looking at my doomed save, Fischr survived. I should've guessed.
We do still need a composite Spearbreakers Mod.
And I am giving serious consideration to having stranded Ballpoint mercs as an antagonistic civ.
6) the dagger goes right through the spawn, all the way around the world and imbeds itself into your back, piercing the heart. -100 HPCripple? maybe. Incapacitate, though? That's the important thing.That's the idea. I can't really pierce their hearts very well without a weapon, so I've just gotta do what I can. Maybe a bloodsicle will get lucky and shatter the heart though.
"The gods of battle may have forsaken me, but I am a priest of the snow and ice!"
Pray that the blood rain above the spawn freezes into jagged crimson hail.