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Upon review, that looks rather nifty. I shall throw that in next update.

I've had to make some hard decisions as the steely director of this mod.
First and foremost, I have not included the explodey stuff, for two main reasons.
1. It's pretty simple to ramp up homoeotherm, and anyone that wanted to do it could do it independently.
2. While amusing to watch, it is not in and of itself particularly funny of silly.

Secondly, I have not packaged tobacco and cotton. While illegal substances in a fantasy setting are rather funny, particularly cannabis, tobacco is among the foremost killers of our time, not very light-hearted. As for cotton, it's just pretty simple. Aside from giving it the [EVIL] tag for it's roots in the south, I can't see the funny bits.

Finally, I have packaged the erotic toys. If we're letting our players screw around with weed and such, I don't see why we should make sex a taboo topic. Also, the fact that there is no sex nor genitalia in DF makes them funny to me. I will include a maturity warning on the DFFD page, just in case.

But I'm running a democracy here, people. If any of you think I should include these with the SLADE package, or even just throw them in the DIY section, speak up. Uploading the new version of the package now.

Also, the human entity files have a lot less in them than the dwarven equivalent, so you'll want to add some of that it. If you really want to go all-out, give humans their own breed of weapons and equipment.

My miner created a gneiss grate encrusted with gneiss that menaces with spikes of gneiss.
I bet he just wanted to watch other dwarfs stab themselves trying to get it into place.

That doesn't sound so bad. In fact,

*Puts on shades*

It sounds pretty gneiss.

YEEEAAAAAAAHH!!

I've never modded threads or anything before, anyone know how we could throw in some stylin' corduroy?

We all get bored of our forts sometimes, and feel the need to end them. Thankfully, the game provides a quick and easy way to do this in abandoning. But sometimes it just seems a little boring, y'know?

Ever decide to just kill everyone rather than abandon? Share your stories of suicidal genocide/genocidal suicide.

Just today, I attempted to make a fort comprised entirely of treehouses, the trees themselves consisting of tall wooden pillars. I got bored of it once it got hard. One of my starting dwarves had already got himself drowned trying to get a drink. After such a display of stupidity, I knew my task would be simple. I build a few tiles of wood over a pool. I set the end as a burrow for 5 of my 6 dwarves. Only 1 bothered going, but I had it collapsed anyway. 2 down. Remaining I had an expedition leader, a miner, a woodcutter, a farmer and a hunter. I tried to pull the same trick. They all eventually gathered on my little suicide bridge. Then my woodcutter went berserk. He killed the hunter instantly, then the rest of them ran for the hills. I think it was the farmer to fall next, then the miner. By now, the berserker is tired and hungry, so my expedition leader has time to get back to his suicide bridge and start engineering his own doom. As he is about to complete his task, the woodcutter dies of thirst. The captain, finally, goes down with his fort.

So, how do you engineer the deaths of every sentient being in a settlement the construction of which you guided?

I will be keeping up with this fascinating and original fort, and if you wouldn't mind, joining the waiting list for migrants.