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Messages - Dariush

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Down goes the quality knob!
Well, since it is a knob and it can only go either clockwise or counter to the same, I assume that 'down' means 'break it off and hurl it through the floor'.
DONT GIVE FFS IDEAS.
Why? It's so fun. :D

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 24, 2013, 10:56:56 am »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma.  After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying

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Down goes the quality knob!
Well, since it is a knob and it can only go either clockwise or counter to the same, I assume that 'down' means 'break it off and hurl it through the floor'.

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Yup, abuse the savepoint for extra hp.
+1. Everything that pisses FFS off sufficiently to throw another spoke into the wheels of Bandwagon of Insanity© is a good idea in my book.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 24, 2013, 08:49:59 am »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma.  After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 24, 2013, 08:08:55 am »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma.  After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 24, 2013, 07:31:41 am »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma.  After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for

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BTW, I think there should be some kind of compensation for those poor souls who got bad rolls and didn't create a single effect. Like 'if the difference between the number of effects created by you and the highest number of effects created by a specific player more than 5, move to the nearest empty spot and create an effect there'.

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WTF, my initiative gets lower every turn. :-/ And yes, your fix is correct, Toaster.


[The highest numer that will land me on an empty tile. If impossible, the highest availible.] Actually, I just realized that since I am last, I cannot choose where I want to go. While trying to create an effect related to free will, I am stripped of it. Ah, delicious irony. :-/ Potion of free will: you move last next turn, but you can pick the direction and length of your movement (up to 6 tiles in either direction). EMP applies to moving forward. :D It is possible to stay still.

Also, I'd like to make a couple of effects for the next turns:

GOTTA GO FAST: if you move the largest number of tiles among the ones rolled that turn, choose one of the effects: 1) You move a random number of tiles between X and 2X, where X is your roll. Nothing special happens (except being EMP affected :D). 2) You move a number of tiles of your choosing between X and 2X, where X is your roll. You trigger two random tiles you passed, in additional to the one you land on. If you didn't move the largest number of tiles, you instead move backwards by the number you rolled. (thus, if the rolls were 1 1 1 2 2 3 5 5, you have to move 5 tiles in order to move forward. Any less and you'll move backwards.)

Deep shadows: for two turns, your movement is slowed by 2 tiles (to a minimum of 0), you cannot trigger any tile effects and cannot create new ones.

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So many sensible suggestions... It's like you guys are intentionally trying to not get us killed. WTF, srsly. :-/

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 23, 2013, 02:05:42 pm »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales

627
Why did you pick reconciliation if the majority voted for murder? :-/

Smack it with the rifle.

628
Bot murder protocol engage.

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Mafia / Re: The Great Temple (Bastard game) - Day 6
« on: May 23, 2013, 12:52:31 pm »
I'm going to lose all faith in humanity if you don't turn out to be scum, Nerjin. And half the faith if Wuba doesn't.

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Oh don't tell me that nobody noticed the statue's eyes lighting up.

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