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Messages - Dariush

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You know, if we give the ring to Slog, he might get an additional Slogginess bonus to the existing +5 Sexiness.

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Topple the statue into the water.

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Mafia / Re: The Great Temple (Bastard game) - Day 6
« on: May 23, 2013, 10:09:24 am »
You are hilarious, Wuba. Your ability to bruteforce every possible combination of events and going all 'I told you so' the moment one of them comes even remotely true with a straight face is astounding.

OH GOD MORE THAN ONE PEOPLE AGREED ON SOMETHING THEY MUST BE CULT

Go engage in coprophagia, fucker.

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The red eye is a weak spot! Poke it with your rifle.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 23, 2013, 09:20:17 am »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted

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Mafia / Re: The Great Temple (Bastard game) - Day 6
« on: May 23, 2013, 09:18:59 am »
You're being intentionally stupid and you're intentionally overreacting and misunderstanding what I said. Scum.

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Mafia / Re: The Great Temple (Bastard game) - Day 6
« on: May 23, 2013, 07:17:50 am »
Now THAT is quite possibly the last thing in the world I expected to see. Wow.
ZU: Why do you think Okami concealed his true identity and motives?
Also, will your win end the game? Will it remove you from the game?
No idea. No and no.
Do you un-win if all teals are lit and one is then snuffed?

Unvote, light all unlit teals.

My town read on ONR/ZU is still going strong and, to be honest, I fail to see Meph having the town lose because of something as random as lighting all teals. They're supposed to correlate to knowledge, right? Would our brains blow up or something? :-/

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[The highest roll that will land me on an empty tile] Sloth Angel: name a number between 1 and 10. Then roll a 1d10. If the roll is higher than then number you named, then you skip a turn. Otherwise, you discard your next roll and move forward a random number of tiles between x and 2x, where x is the number you named. (so, if you called a 5 and rolled 3, you skip a turn; if you rolled 6, you move between 5 and 10 tiles). Moving in this way counts as 'assisted movement'.

Fun fact: the original name had something to do with demons and soul trades, but then I decided that blatantly referencing is better than subtly stealing. Thanks, GWG!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 23, 2013, 06:57:54 am »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies.  Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged

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Must... resist... urge... to take... 3...

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Mafia / Re: The Great Temple (Bastard game) - Day 6
« on: May 22, 2013, 01:41:52 pm »
Because "what is done cannot be undone".

Vector's white was lit by the vote, and it has a red flame. It follows that until some other enormous shift in the rules, votes will continue to light red.

I cannot seriously be the only one to believe this, can I?
I'm not speaking about this (I was actually the first to point out the red flames = unsnuffable thing). Why do you think that this rule is still active?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 22, 2013, 01:19:04 pm »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 22, 2013, 01:15:57 pm »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming

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This is the Internet- there aren't any.  Duh.
...Don't say this to Vector. Bad things will happen.
Vector is not a woman. He's a fat bearded guy who gets off pretending to be a girl.

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I'll take the first highest number nearest to seven and implement: Abhor the Nudist! When you land on this tile you accidentally remove all your clothing! If you land on a tile with another player on in the next three turns they beat you mercilessly and you miss the next turn! You dirty nudist!
What if the player is a beatiful girl?

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