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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 22, 2011, 12:30:20 pm

The equivalent would be automatic magma traps, which I've used.

Goblins enter, trigger a pressure plate, it dumps magma on them, they die, plate resets, magma drains, next group enters...

Yeah, but, those fuckers come to attack you. You don't drag them out of their homes for a perceived slight.

Who knows, maybe the dwarves tried to bring them democracy.

My first FB was an iron (or was it steel) quadruped that breathed fire. He wiped my military and 75% of the civilians without taking a scratch. I managed to seal it with a cave in at the last moment. Tried to put a hatch over the empty space over the section of the fort he was stuck in; furnitures haulers were all "hmm hatch ok AAAH WTF IS THAT" and he kept scaring everything away.

Next FB was some sort of flying iguana or something. He had both a fire and ice breath, and killed himself somehow after encountering a chained goat.

Kinky as it may be, they only see the chains/cages as rooms.

Grizzly, okay, using the tags, building the grizzly, tissues, organ, pffch this is so boring.
GRIZZLY AGAIN? Fuck that shit! I'll just fill the rest randomly.

Let's not get into those jokes again. They're not funny. Simple as that.

You don't like the jokes, you don't read the thread? Dude, you are not the all powerful god that dictates everything we should say. This forum is not only for your personal enjoyment.

ie: You being offended offends me. Stop that.

Quote from: c-106mc on January 20, 2011, 10:42:24 pm

A Giant Earthworm raced up from the first cavern layer (which has a lake and a magma pipe) to the outside and fled off the map. I am amused and bewildered by this behavior.

Four seconds after being 'born' he probably thought, "An earthworm? A giant one, but an earthworm? Fuck this shit, I'm outta here the first chance I get. I'll murder a human, wear his clothes and face, and try to pass myself off as a quadrapelegic poet."

Or this?

Killing all males... I find it kinda weird...

Clearly you have never encountered an Internet Feminist.