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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: We Hate These People Why Exactly?
« on: November 05, 2010, 03:53:19 pm »Steal!
Crush, maim, burn, skewer, maul, drop, wall-in or drown instead.
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Crush, maim, burn, skewer, maul, drop, wall-in or drown instead.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What will you do with moving fortress parts?
« on: November 05, 2010, 01:33:35 pm »
Giant steel spider that shits obsidian on invaders, what else?
edit: and pee war bears!
edit: and pee war bears!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarfsplosion?
« on: November 05, 2010, 04:25:38 am »
You can edit out the pause in announcements.txt
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DF General Discussion / Re: weird thing happened
« on: November 05, 2010, 03:16:06 am »
Tried duplicating raws. My gremlin biter adventurer made the game crash.
Fortress mode: gremlin civ! All became hunters! Polar bear pulling the wagon! Spontaneous explosion on embark! Gremlins combust melt and explode! Copper bolts flying everywhere! The world has entered the age of legends! Settlement has crumbled to it's end!
This is fucking awesome.
Now duplicating the duplicate.
Satyrs. With tame voracious cave crawlers. Sadly, they don't explode.
Disapointing lack of weird shit.
Ah never mind: a FB appeared in the first seconds of play. Without an upper body.
They are wearing "unknow creature frozen substance" clothing. Awesome.
Fortress mode: gremlin civ! All became hunters! Polar bear pulling the wagon! Spontaneous explosion on embark! Gremlins combust melt and explode! Copper bolts flying everywhere! The world has entered the age of legends! Settlement has crumbled to it's end!
This is fucking awesome.
Now duplicating the duplicate.
Satyrs. With tame voracious cave crawlers. Sadly, they don't explode.
Disapointing lack of weird shit.
Ah never mind: a FB appeared in the first seconds of play. Without an upper body.
They are wearing "unknow creature frozen substance" clothing. Awesome.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A dwarf has clai- Wait. What?
« on: November 05, 2010, 02:48:05 am »Na, na.
He ment he would have to convince someone in runescape to come to his region where Johnfalcon would promptly enter a feymood and kill said person.
The dwarf would then use the body parts and all would be sweet.
Or maybe construct a runescape emulator via pressure plates and water.
Then a dwarf would spend all of his time on the game. His wife, depressed, would take her own life.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« on: November 04, 2010, 05:39:51 pm »
I wonder if you can someohow pile up babies in a single tile pit? Then drop them on invaders?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Fan art competition! *Moving sound*
« on: November 04, 2010, 05:33:34 pm »428
DF General Discussion / Re: I'm done playing Dwarf Fortress (for the moment)
« on: November 04, 2010, 05:31:34 pm »
I booted up DF, looked up, and there was this big spider in the corner of my room.
Damn you, toady.
Damn you, toady.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Hmm How Magma-safe are goblins?
« on: November 04, 2010, 05:29:14 pm »
Instead of immerging them, it's funnier to douse them lightly, then watch them crawl and bleed all over the place.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My sudden realization about the learning curve of DF
« on: November 03, 2010, 12:18:46 pm »
You will eventually reach boring plateau.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Choose one race to make playable for Fortress mode.
« on: November 01, 2010, 07:23:30 pm »
Duh.
Also, humans are surface dwarves, goblins are dwarves that snatch childs... while elves are very different.
Also, humans are surface dwarves, goblins are dwarves that snatch childs... while elves are very different.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: how i mine for fish?
« on: November 01, 2010, 06:46:31 pm »
Dump magma into the river then start digging?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Wtf god
« on: October 31, 2010, 05:37:30 am »
My most awesome axedwarf worshipped a god of War, Metal, and Fortresses.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Megaproject watch: Stormwind
« on: October 27, 2010, 06:01:16 pm »
Oh man, why SW when you could do blackrock spire 
?
?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How many duplicate questions have YOU answered?
« on: October 21, 2010, 03:45:16 pm »
I think people patiently answer for a good reason.
Impatient people fire up DF, look at the graphics, and delete the game. Then they go back to questioning the sexuality of strangers on Xbox Live.
Normal people fire up DF, shrug at the graphics, look at the interface, and delete the game.
Insanely patient people keep playing the game. Hence, forumers are insanely patient.
Impatient people fire up DF, look at the graphics, and delete the game. Then they go back to questioning the sexuality of strangers on Xbox Live.
Normal people fire up DF, shrug at the graphics, look at the interface, and delete the game.
Insanely patient people keep playing the game. Hence, forumers are insanely patient.