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So, do tigermen have suffrage?

And did your ogre make mandates?

"Grog wants meat."

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Urist McChild: Mama mama!  He followed me home!  Can I keep him?
Urist McMother: No, sweety.  You know that he'll mandate all over the carpet.
This would mean that mandate is an item that actually exists in DF world. Which means some noble would naturally mandate it.
Urist McNoble mandates: Mandates (3/3)
Fastest death ever?

Yo dawg, I put mandates in your mandates so you can...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Desalinating Water
« on: August 13, 2010, 10:30:24 am »
Can you tell salty water from fresh water by looking?.
Not that I know of.
My method: set it as a water source zone, and set a pond somewhere.
Fresh: they will gather water.
Salt: they will ignore the water source and leave the pond dry.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Talk #9: Feedback
« on: August 12, 2010, 06:07:58 pm »
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Then you'd increase your repertoire, you'd trade in your time and the years of your life for some more skills, and you could then practice them on people as well when you're actually fighting, and you could get better at them that way, but you won't learn new skills that way, unless you fight people long enough and then you suddenly realise 'I know how to do the eagle punch all of a sudden! I understand the deep mystery!' There could be things like that especially if we have universes that are move like Fist of the North Star, then that kind of thing would start to happen, but mostly we're thinking training with warriors and so on.

I long to adventure as dwarf-Kenshiro.

Oh, and with the bakery talk...

"You are already bread."

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Killing Nobles?
« on: August 12, 2010, 12:47:08 pm »
You see a noble.

I see an ambush detector!

Bless them! An ambush!

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Guys, what about my original question??

Did not.


About upload fortresses: that's an excellent idea. Custom materials/creatures can be simply suppressed. And about dick fortresses...
1) A vote system: if a fortress is downvoted too much, removal.
2) Do you really think spore and DF have the same playerbase?
3) What's so bad about horrific elf flesh fortified dongs anyway?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Caravan/civ wierdness
« on: August 12, 2010, 11:53:05 am »
Yeah I just backed up and tested it with a new game. My civ is dead  :'(

Lets see how long I can survive with 20 dwarves on a map free of flux or bronze ingredients. Do have silver at least so it's silver hammers for everyone paired with shitty iron armor made by a dabbling armorsmith. Recipe for success right there.

Time to train 50 war elephants and cover the map with cage traps!

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Talk #9: Feedback
« on: August 12, 2010, 07:34:25 am »
I long to adventure as dwarf-Kenshiro.

I would be nice to meet a human legendary wrestler like that.
"I am Kenshiro, killer of Raoh!"
And instead of "Prepare to die", he would say "You are already dead".

The Human Wrestler entered a martial trance!
The Human Wrestler screams "Atatatatatatata"
You have been struck down.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Desalinating Water
« on: August 12, 2010, 06:31:23 am »
Built a few walls, floored, pumped.
Worked fine.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Capturing a Forgotten Beast?
« on: August 11, 2010, 04:47:23 pm »
Yep, best you can do is seal it with cave-ins.
Use hatches tough: else dorves will never come near the pit.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Single parents?
« on: August 11, 2010, 03:50:33 pm »
I think the migrant generator rolls a small chance of being a single parent, to simulate that real life relationships are complicated. (New to DF2010 I think.) I imagine at some point in the future, dwarven relationships in your fort will progress beyond one-dimensional to simulate heartbreak and betrayal  :'(

Nickel Cabinet
Weight: 274   Basic Value: 80*

Contents:
Adulterous Lover


        f: forbid d: dump h: hide

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DF General Discussion / Re: What should I do with this dwarf?
« on: August 11, 2010, 03:19:58 pm »
So .... It's a mask that portrays either..

1. a homosexual dwarven orgy or...
2. an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself, carrying an image of itself .. into infinity

Draft the dwarf into the military and assign him the mask and nothing else. Note: NOTHING ELSE. make him go naked if you can!

edit: if you empty his schedual he won't even be doing military duties. he will just go about his business as usual ..... butt naked

He should make him wear a thong also; one that menaces with spikes of kitty leather.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Single parents?
« on: August 11, 2010, 02:39:15 pm »
Why the heck is your child named "Project U.R.I.S.T" and noone else beside me sees it?

Ultra Radioactive Incendiary Super Toddler?

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How do different weapons fare against scaled creatures or bronze colossi?

That would be 'Bronze Colossuses'. At least the raw files seem to think so.
Code: [Select]
[NAME:bronze colossus:bronze colossuses:bronze colossus]

Both are ok, I think.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Why are elves tree lovers?
« on: August 11, 2010, 02:23:50 am »


OMG TREE FVCKING HUGGERS! AND KISSERS! AND..... oh dear.....


Tree-shagging pixies!

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