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General Discussion / Re: North Korea and Monarchies
« on: June 25, 2010, 11:51:20 am »
Well, they started making up crazy as shit news stories, blew up a South Korean ship, and have continued to make crazy as shit news stories ever since. Not a good sign. We very well be reaching a boiling point for North Korea, whatever it may be.

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Other Games / Re: Steam sales... again through July 4th up to 85% off
« on: June 25, 2010, 11:49:04 am »
^
Seriously. Leave Valve be, they're the Lawful Good of game corporations, damnit!

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General Discussion / Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 25, 2010, 05:01:52 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on June 25, 2010, 04:22:51 am
Nikov, a question that just came to me.  You said this on Father's Day -

Quote from: Nikov on June 20, 2010, 04:49:23 pm
My wife served me pancakes in bed, let me sleep in until noon, and after a few hours alone in the house playing Company of Heroes I got to "celebrate how you became a father". Afterwards I don't even have to make the bed or a second pot of coffee.

Do you really mean to say that a woman a few days away from giving birth served you breakfast in bed, did all your chores, and "celebrated how you became a father"?  It's not inconceivable, but is pretty extraordinary.

It's conceivable. Some women are very unaffected by their pregnancy. Hell, there have been women who have given birth not even knowing they were pregnant the day before, to the point where Discovery Health made a whole show about it. Being pregnant is not crippling in all cases. Nikov has not lied to us about this sort of thing before, and I see no reason why he would start.

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Other Games / Re: Steam sales... again through July 4th up to 85% off
« on: June 25, 2010, 12:18:53 am »
I love how Valve does all this crazy profit murdering shit almost on a weekly basis, and yet still makes more money than they are able to use on their projects. I guess that's what happens when you only have 220 people in the corporation total.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Mass Transit
« on: June 25, 2010, 12:02:52 am »
Quote from: Randomone on June 24, 2010, 07:03:48 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on June 24, 2010, 03:40:46 pm
Prototype Testing begins at 3:35: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJDgRb6pcD0

And that is why you don't try insane shit like this. Honesty, you aren't even using mamga! Water, please.
You do know that youtube link goes to something completely unrelated, right?

It has a subway getting flooded and killing everyone. I thought of it the second I heard this idea. It seemed on topic enough.

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General Discussion / Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 24, 2010, 11:59:48 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on June 24, 2010, 08:24:06 pm
How the heck does that happen? The breaking the collarbone part I mean. I find it hard to believe that your wifes uterine contractions were THAT strong.

The bones of a baby are very weak to begin with, and the collarbone is easier to break than most bones. Between a panicing mother, a baby in frantic throws, a few doctors, and uterine contractions it isn't that far feched at all. Human birth is very, very dangerous compared to the other great apes.

Still, good that worked out alright in the end. How many Spawn of Nikov are there total, anyway?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Mass Transit
« on: June 24, 2010, 03:40:46 pm »
Prototype Testing begins at 3:35: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJDgRb6pcD0

And that is why you don't try insane shit like this. Honesty, you aren't even using mamga! Water, please.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - Hiding from Nothing
« on: June 24, 2010, 11:51:08 am »
The Writings of Rion Trueax-Obsidian the 10th

I'd say the world has gone mad, but that already happened. We got a goblin. Oh well, at this point a religion of torture obsessed maniac is still a better compainion than the Nothing.

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General Discussion / Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 24, 2010, 02:45:39 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 24, 2010, 01:10:48 am
May your offspring prosper, brother comrad!

Today, we are all brothers comrads, united under this heartwarming moment.

Хорошее здоровье!

Oh, and we're all Russian too.

Fixed in the name of Comrad Stalin!

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General Discussion / Re: Youtube's new video option.
« on: June 24, 2010, 12:05:26 am »
They also won the DMCA case against Viacom. Viacom are total bastards, but I doubt Youtube's victory is good for the users either.

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General Discussion / Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 24, 2010, 12:04:06 am »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on June 23, 2010, 11:59:56 pm
Well, the children of the ass can be ignored.
You try ignoring a few hundred people that you are required by state and federal law to be around for seven hours of almost every day. Ignoring ain't an option. Making the other children knock it off through beating niceness into them works, but then you get yelled at.

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General Discussion / Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 23, 2010, 11:57:24 pm »
Yeah, well asshole children don't care about the Holy Roman Empire. They care about you having a common name.

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General Discussion / Youtube Vuvuzela Madness
« on: June 23, 2010, 11:54:01 pm »
What the hell is it!? Whenever I turn it on, the video has some annyoing infinate loop sound played over it. It kinda looks like a soccer ball, but I don't see the connection. See any video, or here if lazy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ97N4pDEA0

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General Discussion / Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 23, 2010, 11:48:12 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on June 23, 2010, 08:10:11 pm
Henry Reid is a solid name, but you could have sprung for Henrich.

Pretty big baby, and born with hair no less.  He just might be a conqueror in the making.

No, Henrich is mockable. Henry is good, the last name is fine, and you even avoided a embarrasing middle name. As for hair, the prebirth hair falls out right before birth in most cases. As it did not in this case, expect your baby to go bald in the next few days. Don't worry, it'll grow back.

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Curses / Re: Things to fix or do in the next release
« on: June 23, 2010, 11:29:59 pm »
You could also add a visiting tile into the public area of the prison. Using it could give your Liberals some of their Heart back.

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