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Clubs are less than useful. LCS seems to be more focused on slashing/shooting/puncturing attacks. High-skill swords are insane, as we already know. High-skill guns are insane, as we already know. Once, a Lab Tech punctured my Founder's heart with a syringe. Even hand-to-hand works in an absurdly effective manner. But clubs bring an issue. From what I can tell, the only bones tracked in Liberal Anatomy are the sections of the upper spine. Thus, "Liberal X is hit with Attack Y! Liberal X's neck is broken! Weapon Z slips from Liberal X's hands!".

The best blunt weapons can do right now is cause enough pain so that the Liberals can wail on a target until they die of blood loss. If a full Liberal Skeleton or even a partial one were included in the next release, then blunt weapons could become an equal threat to Conservatives as any other weapon.

Did they roll it down a hill at them, or what?

It's taken apart in the picture, but in its prime that was a gigantic fucking cannon. Its ammunition was 63cm in diameter.

More Info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dardanelles_Gun

There was also that one episode where he had his heart beat so fast that the EKG thought he flatlined.

Note that this trick allowed him to fool and escape Justice Lord Batman, who had previously devised a way to capture the entire Justice League. The best part? Justice Leauge Batman admited that he had no plan for escaping. Flash not only tricked Batman, he tricked a Batman smarter then the Batman of his universe.

Now this is just getting mean. Come on, we've burned Armok enough.

I would want the power to control quantum probability. It's like all superpowers in one! Except maybe superspeed, since you couldn't accelerate your thought process with that power...

Quantum probablility control is kind of cheating. You could do almost anything if you were good at it. Or nothing, if the universe got pissed at you observing its quantum level.

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on June 07, 2010, 03:17:40 pm

Damn, killed at Day One, Hour Twenty-Three. I was locked up in a supermarket where, from what I can tell by the dead bodies and empty guns, there was a massacre. I had already blocked the three entrances, and only one zombie remained inside. She just managed to kill me in meele combat. I should have used that shotgun...

Yeah normally when I see that sort of stuff I save the game and THEN try to kill them without my uber shotgun. If I fail, reload and kill.

I am no save scummer, good sir! I will fight and die on my own terms!

Damn, killed at Day One, Hour Twenty-Three. I was locked up in a supermarket where, from what I can tell by the dead bodies and empty guns, there was a massacre. I had already blocked the three entrances, and only one zombie remained inside. She just managed to kill me in meele combat. I should have used that shotgun...