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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Sometimes, even a decadent door isn't enough...
« on: February 24, 2012, 01:15:00 am »
The Dwarves of Hammerborn were mighty. They created a nigh impregnable fortress, defended with a Path of Doom and many fearsome traps. They harnessed the magma sea. They slaughtered the zombie hordes again and again. They made zombie petting zoos ("Hi Grandma!" "Braaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnsssssssss!"). They enslaved necromancers and captured vampires (and even made one the mayor...).
But in the end, they were done in by their own hubris. You see, there was an emergency "Destroy World" lever that pretty much flooded everything with magma... you know, in case of emergencies. In retrospect, the main meeting hall was not the best location for that sort of thing, even though it was very convenient and accessible. Amost went berserk over the destruction of his first and only masterpiece carving and pulled it. The carving? It depicted that time when an undead goat skin struck down his wife.
Even a decadent dolomite door wasn't enough to keep him from going over the edge.
But in the end, they were done in by their own hubris. You see, there was an emergency "Destroy World" lever that pretty much flooded everything with magma... you know, in case of emergencies. In retrospect, the main meeting hall was not the best location for that sort of thing, even though it was very convenient and accessible. Amost went berserk over the destruction of his first and only masterpiece carving and pulled it. The carving? It depicted that time when an undead goat skin struck down his wife.
Even a decadent dolomite door wasn't enough to keep him from going over the edge.