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made swimmers able to move up and out of rivers without using the alt key

If you actually visualized the way DF combat works right now, it would look like Mr. Fantastic having sex with a clone of himself.

It's been mentioned before around here. Cyriak is kinda genius in a nine-dot-way like that.

Ninedot's never made me piss myself in terror, if that's what you're suggesting.

All I want is teleportation, to be able to go anywhere in the world instantly. No more buses, cars, planes. Just *zap*, and I'm there. It would make life so much better for me.

Man, people with the power to teleport would all get so fat.

Burritomancy.

Think about it.

((By 'great flood' do you mean tidal wave big, or thigh-high tide big? If the former, there may be an inherent problem with stopping in the room down the stairway from the flood.))

It's big, but it'll take a couple of turns to start coming down the stairs.

I like how the wizard who's supposed to be standing in the back away from danger has easily taken the most abuse so far. And that's saying something, when another player is missing an arm.

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Turn 35 - High-Speed Showdown

Keep driving out of there! Hope someone protects me! If the Nazi gets/is close, kick him off! Don't crash!

(...) The skiff rockets across the room as you apply the throttle, heading straight for the junction.
"I hope this works..."
You suddenly slam the steering wheel to the left, causing the skiff to tip on its side and head for the downward stairway!

Find a place to hide and identify what is coming.

(...)
"Best we hide; questions later."
Both you and the other Ostal (OO) fly up into a corner of the room and cling to the edge of the ceiling, waiting for the danger to show itself. A moaning figure soon staggers from the demolished bathroom, clutching his bleeding chest. You've seen this man before, somewhere, but it takes you a moment to recognize him in the flesh. He bears a striking resemblance to the Alien Tyrant, Adolf Hitler!

Keep following the skiff at maximum speed and then when near a wall/ceiling manoeuvre the mecha in such a way as to turn round, reverse at maximumtoplethal speed, fire all weapons for maximum recoil speed-addition, and slam that Nazi into the nearest solid wall/ceiling repeatedly till he leaves my mecha alone!

(...)
"Wraarrghhhllhhhgggkkkkg!"
The mech swings 180 degrees in midair, its boosters swapping directions and accelerating it toward the wall! With a great crash the mech slams into the wall at massive velocity, shattering the Nazi's spinal column and ribcage! His body slumps off the back of the mech and falls to the floor as the mech drifts away from the wall, its boosters finally giving out and allowing it to descend to the ground.

Stab guard.
Uni-Fleshington: Eat guard
Nazi-head: Headcrab time!

Help Derm stab the nazi. Stab stab stab.

"You BASTARD! I just got myself fixed!"
(ATT) (ATT) (ATT) (ATT)
Derm, Fekod, Uni-Fleshington III Esq., and the Nazi Head descend on the Nazi who done shot the Derm, their minds bent on murder!
(DEF) (DEF) (DEF) (DEF)
The Nazi bends out of the way to evade Fekod's bayonet. Meanwhile, Derm tosses his ritual dagger at the Nazi's face! The Nazi deftly catches the projectile, then hurls it back at Derm! (ATT) (DEF) The sharp dagger hits Derm in the chest, carving a deep gash and puncturing the lung! As if in response to the Nazi's offense against their master, Nazi Head and Fleshton pounce on the Nazi! Nazi Head leaps onto the Nazi's face, biting and scratching at him with its tentacles and tearing up his face! Fleshton lunges at the guardsman and tears into his chest with his teeth like some sort of minimalist zombie!

The skiff veers wildly into the wide staircase leading downward into the Citadel, banking nearly 90 degrees to the side and surfing along the curved wall of the stairwell! The bottom of the skiff carves a swathe into the wall, kicking up a trail of dust on the way. At last an opening arrives, and Zack pulls a hard right out of the stairwell and into a large, open hallway flanked by windows! The Nazi and undead horrors continue to battle in the center of the skiff as it zooms down the hallway.

The ceiling of the entrance hall finally blows apart under the weight of the torrent of water, giving way to the great flood! Water gushes from the collapsed dome in the ceiling, rushing across the floor of the entrance hall. A lone figure slowly descends from the gaping hole in the ceiling, their cape flapping in the rushing mist. Hilda stares at the figure as it touches down and begins walking across the room toward her.

Status

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Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD (Agent Rouge)
Bio
Location: Entrance Hall, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench | Sexy Catsuit | Radio | Pain-Poms | Walther Pistol | Bandage
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Misc. Object Usage | Competent Masseuse | Noodle Limbs | One-Two Punch

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Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White (Agent Pearl)
Bio
Location: ?, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs | Nazi Uniform | Scripture of Lumithos | Bandages x7
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Speed Reader | First Aid | Light of Lumithos | Incandescent Orb | Salve of Lumithos | Gauze of Lumithos

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Player: dermonster
Name: Derm (Agent Fuchsia)
Bio
Location: ?, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak | Tome of Eldritch Lore | Ritual Dagger | Booze Bottle | Bandages x2
Wounds: [HP:41/100] | Missing Tooth x5 | Wounded Arm | Punctured Lung | Heavy Bleeding (Arm) | Heavy Bleeding (Chest)
Skills: Necromancy (Level 1) | Raise Minion | Morph Undead

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Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator" (Agent Pewter)
Bio
Location: ?, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce | Empty Bottle | Bandages x4 | Spiky Rocks x2 | Small Gems x3
Wounds: [HP:100/100] Missing Left Eye | Missing Left Arm
Skills: Explosives Expert

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Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal (Agent Heliotrope)
Bio
Location: Level 5 Foyer, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava | Cloak | Grappling Hook | Bandages x2 | Heavy Machine Gun
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Master Thief

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