FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackDeath MountainActionsFantasy: Continue to brave the path into the depths of the fortress.
(...) Heading off to the side of the dining hall, you come across a row of cramped rooms. Peeking your head inside the nearest one, you see a bed and chest taking up half the room. "All burn" is painted on the wall with what you can only assume is blood.
FW: Fix the feet.
Mutie: Pick me up and head on over to wherever everyone else is at.
(...) Your right right foot is flipped upside down.
(...) Mutie rolls on top of you, snapping your right floating rib like a twig!
Fantasy: Exploration ho!
(...) You begin heading for the hallway at the back of the room, only for a swarm of bats to fly out of an opening and cause you to lose your balance! You slip over the edge and faceplant on the stone floor below. Blood leaks from your nose.
*Snrk*
FW: Hmmm... erm... uh... mm..... I'm gonna go with some kind of plant on this one. Grass perhaps. *maybe* a tree, actually no. Trees lose their leaves.
Actually, it could be dirt...
Alright.
Grass.
2nd guess: Dirt.
(...)
"Is it gr-"
"NOPE"
The Gnome leaps off the barrel cackling madly to himself, then shuffles over to the wall and pulls a large metal lever!
"You failed, traveler, and now you must face the consequences! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE"
The Gnome wriggles into a small opening in the wall and disappears from sight. Suddenly, an iron floodgate on the back wall of the food stockpile shudders and slides aside, and
magma begins pouring out of the hole at a frightening pace! As the
magma nears the barrels of booze, they begin quaking as if ready to explode! Maybe you should get out of here...
Fantasy: Pain is for melee fighters! Walk it off!
(...) The pain continues to shoot up your leg, and you roll on the floor in agony.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Cursing and gasping for air.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle Skull |
Missing Right Arm |
Missing Leg x2 |
Broken RibAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending |
Two Left Right Feet
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Rummaging through Dwarven apartments.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes | Derm's Leg
Wounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Looking down on his comrades from on high.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding) |
Living Peg-Leg (Parasitically Leeching Life Force From)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2 |
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
Broken NoseAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Dining Room, Bistökmafol
Currently: Rolling around on the floor.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x9 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf Barrel |
Map of BistökmafolWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Twisted AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Food Stockpile, Bistökmafol
Currently: Assessing the risk of saving a barrel of booze before he runs.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod | Crundle Pelt
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black Eye |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Venomous Bite
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress
"Jutsu this, bitch."
"I'm... kind of busy right now. I'm whipping up a soufflé in the Batkitchen."
