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 more likely a force baby than a grandkid

You are Stabby, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of
 gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells
 you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde
 of orcs charging towards your door.

"Run!" you shout to your servant. "We can't hold them off".

But the orc horde is too much for even the mightiest of armies
> stab the servant

The servant rushes at you with his sword drawn. He swings it wildly, but misses
 you completely. The servant falls to the ground as you rush forward and stab
 him through the chest. Blood spurts all over you as he dies
> ask the servant where's our army

He looks around and sees nothing.
"Where's my army?" you say.
"They're dead".
"Dead? They were attacking us! I saw them kill your people!"

> stab the servant

Stabbing someone is very painful. It hurts like ****, but you manage to pull
 yourself together and finish off the servant. You take his head and put it on
 your belt. You look around for anything that might help you, but there isn't
 much
> ask the servant head where is the castle secret exit

He points to a door that has been painted black.
> enter the black door

You enter the door and find yourself in a room with several torches burning.
 There is a man standing by a table covered with papers. He looks up when he
 notices you come into view.
> stab the man

You raise your hand and point it towards the man. He raises his hands and begins
 to run away from you. You quickly stab him in the back and then turn to leave.
> take the man head

You grab the man's head and shove it into your pocket. You walk out of the room
 and down the hallways. You see another man walking along the same hallway. This
 one is dressed in a suit and carries a briefcase. He stops and turns to face
 you
> ask if the briefcase contains any heads

He walks over to you and puts his arm around you.
> severe the man arm

You slap the man across the face hard enough to make him stumble backwards. He
 grabs his face and starts crying.
> take the man head

You grab the man's head and shove it into your pocket. You continue walking.
 You pass by a large wooden door. You open it and step inside. A massive stone
 throne sits in front of you. On the other side of the room stands a man dressed
 in a purple robe
> give the man all my heads

You grab the man by the collar and force him against the wall. You push your
 lips against his and kiss him passionately. He tries to fight you, but you are
 too strong. You begin to tear his clothes off and rip his robes off him