Here's some effects from the code you guys have been making:
It is chilly and frosty outside twice. You go numb all over intermittently.
Congratulations, captain obvious.
You turn into a bear, and then you experience your greatest joy one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven times.
The initiation of a carebear.
The walls bleed around you until you successfully pass through the Cavern of Screams.
Sounds like I'm already in the Cavern of Screams. . .
You gain unmatched skill in mahjong, and then you are cursed to only speak in Words of Power until you spend a night in a haunted house.
Mahjong ro dah?
You grow a demon's tail, then you grow a pair of white feathery wings, and finally you turn into a fish.
Well, now I'm a demonic angelfish.
You become undead, and then you turn into a bear until you save the life of an innocent.
Great, now I'm gonna be used by some random Witch Doctor. . .
You are trapped in an ever-shifting labyrinth, but only while you are asleep.
DiCaprio is gonna have a hard time stealing my secrets.
Your nose turns silver and begins attacking you, then you are cursed to only speak in rhyme.
My silvery nose is attacking me/I rip it off and now I'm free