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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: gateivory, potential succession game
« on: July 13, 2012, 08:17:06 am »
Sounds like a challenge, I'll take a turn.
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As we all know, copious amounts of liquor can do strange things to all creatures.
On a less known but relevant sidenote, so can playing DF obsessively.
Many of the most obsessive gamers on this forum most likely suffer from dwarfism. (Fantasy Dwarf)
By playing Toady's game, he may infact be brainwashing us into good little dwarves. Infact, we could one day overthrow society and create a true Dwarven Civilization.
But that'd most likely end in mass culling (genocide) of the elves (dirty hippies). And then probably a lever flooding the world with lava.
So I hereby suggest the community take small breaks (a few days every week) from playing DF, lest you become enraged or enter a fey mood.
Which would probably end in a pair of Levi jeans of the FINEST quality being made, and a lot of dead pets. Probably cats.
Shit. Another turn in a different sucsession came up and imma moving house. Maybe tommorrow.