Grab pointed metal thing from guards wreckage, see that it is vastly better than mine. Slice off mine and replace it with the guards pointed metal thing. (I'm talking about my hand silly.)
Result: 5You cut off your "hand". It hurts a little.
-1 healthNow, normally, you could bleed to death from doing these things. But thankfully, that doesn't happen here. You glue the guards pointed metal thing in the place where your "hand" used to be.
It is indeed vastly superior. For one, it is pointed, which means stabbing people with it is now far more likely to be lethal. And it also has this feature that makes it shoot laserbeams at anyone who attacks you. Apparently, the guard had forgotten to turn it on.
So close...and the roof falls on me. A disaster of this magnitude has to be somebody's fault! I go to the police station to complain about this! With my fists!
Result: 6You magically shrug off your injuries ( and the debris you were buried under ) and walk over to the police station. Inside, you decide that the desk they have is probably the best place for you to start complaining. But before you can get there, a guard walks up to you. He asks you: "What happened to you?"
As if they don't know already. They were probably in on it. You decide that this is a good a place to complain as any. Your punch sends him flying through the air and he crashes into one of the walls. The building starts shaking. It's obviously just as poorly constructed as the museum was. You grab one of the other guards and swing him into a second wall.
More guards arrive as the building starts crumbling down. You decide now would be a good time to get out of there, so you punch another hole in the wall next to you.
Dodge roll ( the first one in the entire RTD ): 2You fall to the ground as you get hit by debris for the second time today.
-2 healthAt least you're getting pretty good at this whole wrecking thing.
climb up and fly off! zoom, swish, i'm master man!
Result: 6You climb up to the roof. From here you have a beautiful view of the city, not that you care of course. The only thing you care about is climbing up building and then jumping down them again.
You walk to the edge of the roof, take a deep breath and dive down. There's an instant where you're afraid you are going to fall to your death, but then you spread yours...wings? Yes, apparently you wanted to fly so bad, that you actually grew wings! Amazing!
Either way, you fly around for a bit, then land again on the square where you started, right in front of the now collapsed police station.
Effect gained: Wings ( has wings and can fly )Eat a sea anemone or similar organism.
Result: 4
You eat a sea anemone. It's actually pretty disgusting. ( Sorry your rolls are so boring
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Try to replace my legs with my arms. The corpse of the cop should yield enough bits for that easy self surgery. If i still have time i try to replace my brain with my heart.
If possible i also cut myself with my special ability.
Result: 2You grab a sharp piece of metal from the corpse and start cutting off your arms.
-4 healthAfter you've cut off one arm, you stick the piece of metal in your mouth and start using it to cut off your other arm. It takes a while, but eventually you succeed. Now you move on to your legs...
but you can't reach them. Maybe if you had taken those yoga lessons, you wouldn't be having this problem right now. Either way, you're now lying on the floor, with no arms. You try to get back up, but you can't.
And no, you can't cut yourself. You have no arms!
Freezing rune on chainmail!
Magic roll: 1You draw a pretty picture of a glacier on your chainmail, but utterly fail to channel any kind of magic whatsoever. Oh, and your picture is actually pretty ugly, too.
Diablous:
Lordinquisitor:
Number: 13
Emo ( can cut self once every 3 turns for 1 damage )
6/10 health
Frelock:
Number: 1
9/10 health
Inventory:
Shiny new chainmail, weakly enchanted with shattering rune, with ugly drawing
dwarfguy2:
Number: 3
Weak ( starts with 8 hp )
Wings ( has wings and can fly )
6/8 health
Nirur Torir:
Number: 18
Merman ( can breathe under water and swim infinitely )
Fast Learner ( 2 actions gain a level )
10/10 health
Ochita:
Number: 14
8/10 health
Inventory:
New pointed metal thing from guard, shoots laserbeams
this thread is very popular. you should let more people play 
I think I'll give the people in the waiting list a chance to influence the game somewhat, instead of just adding in another slot. Mostly because doing 7 rolls wouldn't be as interesting
So, I created the Deity of Impatience. There are 5 types of actions he starts with:
Weather
Elemental Spells
Mental
Monsters
Laws of NatureIn the first turn, you can't actually pick the result, it's randomly generated. But you can build on that first action in the second turn, where you can do things like combining two of the actions you had in the previous turn, or making the effect of an action stronger.
The first 4 people from the waiting list to post decide which of these types of actions happens where ( so, you post one type and one location ). For this first turn, you can't use a location that's already been used ( which makes 3 out of 5 of these almost useless, as there's nobody there now ). You can in the next turn, though.
I'll go first, though, because there's 5 this time and I want you to get used to there being 4
But mostly because I don't want you messing up the laws of nature in the city, though.
So: Laws of Nature, Mountains.I'll roll for what kind of action each type gets next turn, but even if it is in an area where nobody currently is, you can still build on that action later, and use it in a different area, so it's good to have anyways.
