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Roll To Dodge / Re: Order Of The Kai RTD-Turn 45, Loot and Scoot
« on: July 20, 2011, 01:55:23 pm »
I dislike you.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« on: July 20, 2011, 01:37:56 pm »Kidnap some Elven Maidens.
Because they never have anything more effective than blunt wood.
The Elves literally have nothing better than blunt wooden clubs. Seriously.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Order Of The Kai RTD-Turn 45, Loot and Scoot
« on: July 20, 2011, 01:35:18 pm »
Blade Singer slowly turns to the Ogre child nomming on his shoulder, then faces forward again.
"I hate ogres."
"I hate ogres."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Order Of The Kai RTD-Turn 45, Loot and Scoot
« on: July 20, 2011, 09:01:52 am »
"Well, not what I was expecting to wake up to. Again. You can also remind them we have the...I don't remember what it's called. The tribute?"
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Order Of The Kai RTD-Turn 44, Bitter Cold
« on: July 19, 2011, 10:59:04 am »
Blade Singer sits up, coughing up droplets of blood. His head was killing him, and he couldn't see straight very well. Much different from the pleasant fields he was just dreaming of. "Not exactly what I was expecting to wake up to..." Grabbing the Spidersilk Vest to hold against his wounds, he ran as fast as he could after Sheltering Leaves.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Essence Born, Multiplayer Edition Turn 1
« on: July 18, 2011, 07:04:53 pm »
Ungh, cannot write big paragraph right now.
Dorim uses his divine power to both save the miner's lives, and allow iron to be revealed in the cave-in. Momuz will spread word that this was the act of Dorim.
Dorim uses his divine power to both save the miner's lives, and allow iron to be revealed in the cave-in. Momuz will spread word that this was the act of Dorim.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Essence Born, Multiplayer Edition
« on: July 18, 2011, 03:00:44 pm »
Dorim was conversing alone with his Prophet, in a large, cavernous room in the heart of StrangleMurk, below the city. The room was hewed out of the rock, with shining veins of various ores sparkling in spots. The prophet, Momuz, was a bushy haired, brown-bearded dwarf, and listened attentively to the image of his god. "My worshippers are few, but they are faithful. I am entrusting it to you to assist me in converting them. I know you can do it. The Stone is with you." Momuz bowed his head as the image of Dorim disappeared.
Momuz stroked his beard and walked to the back of the room, up stairs carved out of the stone. Having just finished conversing with Dorim, it was time to address the masses. Of the group amassed, there were only 20 faithful. The rest had come to see if the stories of were true. As the prophet entered, any talking fell silent, and those looking down raised their heads. "All gathered here, I have spoken with Gorim, God of all we hold dear. He has promised bountiful ores in the mine shafts, and that the Plump Helmets shall grow swiftly. He is still weak from the awakening however. He asks you to put your faith in him, and he will provide." With that, he left the room.
Action: Prophet Momuz travels throughout StrangleMurk, promising that Momuz will provide wealth and blessings for the Dwarven people in return for worship.
Momuz stroked his beard and walked to the back of the room, up stairs carved out of the stone. Having just finished conversing with Dorim, it was time to address the masses. Of the group amassed, there were only 20 faithful. The rest had come to see if the stories of were true. As the prophet entered, any talking fell silent, and those looking down raised their heads. "All gathered here, I have spoken with Gorim, God of all we hold dear. He has promised bountiful ores in the mine shafts, and that the Plump Helmets shall grow swiftly. He is still weak from the awakening however. He asks you to put your faith in him, and he will provide." With that, he left the room.
Action: Prophet Momuz travels throughout StrangleMurk, promising that Momuz will provide wealth and blessings for the Dwarven people in return for worship.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Essence Born, Multiplayer Edition
« on: July 18, 2011, 01:10:24 pm »Clearly unoriginality doesn't mean anything when I'm the living personification of Dwarf Fortress.actually you know what, no you can't be that. You can be the god of dwarves, but from a GM's point of view it gets fucking boring writing about generic dwarf #582 ok? You can still be a god of dwarves but create a bloody original god for them. May I suggest looking at the in-game gods.
Name: Dorim, God of Dwarves, Ores and Mountains
Gender: Male
Description: A heavyset Dwarf with a long regal golden beard. He holds a staff of obsidian topped with an orb of ruby, and atop his head sits a platinum crown somehow inset with almost every gem imaginable. He's garbed in a flowing red robe of dyed giant spider silk, with large boots made of unblemished steel.
Is that better?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Order Of The Kai RTD-Turn 43, War Wind's Glorious Charge
« on: July 18, 2011, 12:27:22 pm »
Stay down. Have a nice semi-unconscious daydream between Blade Singer and the Queen of Esteros. Mmmmmm. What was going on again?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Essence Born, Multiplayer Edition
« on: July 18, 2011, 11:47:24 am »
Clearly unoriginality doesn't mean anything when I'm the living personification of Dwarf Fortress.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Essence Born, Multiplayer Edition
« on: July 18, 2011, 11:45:48 am »
Name: Urist, God of Rage and Alcohol
Gender: Male
Description: A short, Dwarven-like, bearded god of booze and anger. He appears as a 3-foot tall shirtless, yellow bearded man, with a bloodstained steel axe in his right hand, and a constantly full mug of ale in the other. Around his lower body is shining adamantine armor. His head has a golden helm atop it. He is the patron saint to Dwarf wannabes everywhere.
Gender: Male
Description: A short, Dwarven-like, bearded god of booze and anger. He appears as a 3-foot tall shirtless, yellow bearded man, with a bloodstained steel axe in his right hand, and a constantly full mug of ale in the other. Around his lower body is shining adamantine armor. His head has a golden helm atop it. He is the patron saint to Dwarf wannabes everywhere.
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Other Games / Re: STAVKA-OKH: A wargame where even if your side lose, you can still win
« on: July 18, 2011, 04:45:53 am »
Is there a way to reduce the resolution of the game somehow?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Bay12
« on: July 16, 2011, 07:18:55 pm »
I shall join the Trapped Lunatics in the waiting list!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Order Of The Kai RTD-Turn 42, Oath Breakers
« on: July 16, 2011, 05:32:10 pm »
Slice down the Reaver on my way to get to Sheltering Leaves!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: CvRTD: Turn 111 (In which there's moar in-fighting and an electrocution.)
« on: July 16, 2011, 01:28:25 pm »
Vent my frustration by flinging a dagger at Sniper 1!