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DF General Discussion / Re: Fan art competition!
« on: June 03, 2010, 02:22:11 pm »
You must be kidding, the thread mane was won a lot of times by really awesome artists which spit at our minor works.
yea.

... but I still liked it.
I'll draw more if you like.

I'll just need to get more cough syrup

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 03, 2010, 02:20:40 pm »
The eye is causing him to pass out? Before he just got pain every now and then, when did he start passing out? The only real problem I see is that we'll no longer be able to use the overpowered throwing skill.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 03, 2010, 02:01:56 pm »
1 Recruit Prisoners.
2 Kill Goblins.
3 ? ? ?
4 PROFIT!
There's supposed to be some sort of justification in that the goblins have been attacking and killing the humans and elves for decades but you can come up with whatever justification you want for killing gobbos.

Oh, yeah, Xugot has a rhino lizard on him, I was going to write it in as a pet but I was so caught up with the Das thing that I forgot, you can call attention to it on slow weeks or just eat it and make up stuff. I wouldn't be averse to having a goblin party member as long as you can give some justification as to why they betrayed their post.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: June 02, 2010, 11:59:34 pm »
I am incapable of deciphering the last panel, can you add a description perhaps?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 11:37:43 pm »
Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 1st of Hematite
We arrive in Thrifthermit I find it to be a bit discouraging to have returned to my place of origin with nothing to show for it but my love killed and my best friend crippled beyond belief. I would at least rest at ease knowing Das was safe. I didn't know where to find Moņol and after the first few times people were thinking I was some sort of pervert or thief so I told them I was a garbage hauler and managed to gain access to their homes at the price of carrying around rotten fish bones in my sack.
I saw more of the people of Thrifthermit in that day than in most of my life and I wasn't sure I liked it. After several hours of collecting rubbish We returned to the Inn to get some mead to lessen our sorrows when we found there was a meeting there. das, who was still in the Inn identified a large burly woman as Moņol. She was big and broad and had kinky hair she wore in a bun, and was garbed in some horridly stained apron. das whispered that she was a butcher by profession but that could hardly explain the colors. I swore there were shades of aqua on that smock.
The woman was considerably more jovial than we would have expected from her gruff demeanor (and also much younger) she looked disappointed as she laid her eyes upon Das but shrugged and lifted him up with one swift motion. As Abba and I waved goodbye to Das, I couldn't help but think that maybe I'd done something Das might regret.
As I looked into my mug of mead I couldn't help but think I'd accomplished nothing.
As a spur of the moment kind of thing I asked abba why she became a soldier.
She mentioned something about a goblin and that settled it. I would confront the goblins.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 2nd of Malachite
on our way to the goblin keep we were ambushed by wolves, these wolves being no different other than the fact that they took from me my right eye. Abba tok some cloth for me and made me a makeshift eyepatch. I think I might invest in a better helmet next time, one with better head protection.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 6th of Malachite
Slavedrivers. The goblins are using humans as slaves, I haven't seen one of the green bastards lift a finger other than to march around the place with weapons keeping the humans in line. I've begun feeling chest pains lately. I hope it isn't some strange illness caused by the goblins.


You're in balddread. The save is being uploaded here. Xugot needs fanart now that he has one eye. I'm going to bed.


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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:15:59 pm »
every fifty or so tics he wakes up from his pain induced coma and one tic later passes out again due to pain. If I travel on the tic when he's conscious he'll come with me. I plan on using this to ditch him in Thrifthermit.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Fan art competition!
« on: June 02, 2010, 08:54:21 pm »
I can't decide whether or not this is the best or worst thing I've drawn all day.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 08:52:54 pm »
Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 9th of Felsite
Das has been fighting with the reaper for hours now, I hear him gasping andwrithing on the ground, I'm not sure how but he's still alive he can't wake up though. I speak to him even though I know he can't hear my voice.
the night is freezing and I can see the breath blowing from his mouth into the desert sky.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 11th of Felsite
Hungry. I've spent the following days looking for food and water in the desert and have only found a small stream that seems to be full of carp. I dare not set foot in it.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 12th of Felsite
I can no longer take to see his struggle. I'm taking Das home to his wife. He's useless as a warrior but he may have a future as a husband and father.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 13th of Felsite
Almost back to the elven lands, Das has begun talking again. He occassionally mumbles where we are and I decrible the vast open prairies, the groundhogs in their burrows and the great buzzards flying overhead, I tell him of the sunsets and of the full moon. It saddens me that he will never again see these things.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 14th of Felsite
I fight a bear today, his desire to defend his territory is no match for my will to protect my friend. I send it hurtling into a tree and shatter its spine.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 17th of Felsite
After having to deal with the sleepless nights and the vicious beasts of the jungle of fins I am glad to be in civilization again. Nutstops is strange for an elven village because it has buildings, but the few cots in the town hall serve to hold Das quite nicely.
In town I run into a young woman by the name of Abba Alaatem. She has long brown hair and green eyes, but it was her voice that reminded me of my late wife more than anything else. She agreed to come with us and use her crossbow to defend Das and I on our journey. Das would have loved to meet her, she loved the story of the hydra too, but I could hardly be bothered to wake him from his semi-peaceful slumber.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 17th of Felsite
It's good to sleep in a bed again. Abba had been watching Das for a few hours and wonders what it must be like ot to be able to see. I prefer not to think about these things. as long as Moņol is happy to see him my work has been done.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 22nd of Felsite
Bear attack! a black bear ambushes me and tries to get a hold of Das. I knock the bear back where Abba fires her crossbow straight through it's back. We make a good team.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 28th of Felsite
Almost to Thrifthermits and we're ambushed by wolves. I'm not letting these worthless pieces of trash get near Das. I shatter the skull of the pack leader and bludgeon two of them away. Abba is hurt by a bite to the side but manages to kill the wolf by beating it to death with her iron crossbow. I wondered why anyone would bother making a crossbow made of iron.


aaand, I'll take another break.



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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 05:48:47 pm »
Set him on fire.

It's the only way.

no wood, can't carry him.

Wait by his side!  A peg-legged blind hobo elite henchman is the way forward!
He WON'T wake up, I've been by his side for three days.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 05:35:18 pm »
Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 8th of Felsite
Another Scorpion. This one headed straight for Das. The beast snatched at his hand and he dropped his spear. I tried to get its attention with my flail but it shrugged off the blows and continued to pursue Das. The beast struck his shield repeatedly and grabbed hold of his leg and...
it came off.
Das fell to the ground and blood pooled below him. In a fit of inhuman rage I swung my flail's head about the hilt andf slammed my weapon into the beast's carapace with such force that it shattered the monster's shell and sprayed me with its foul ichor as it was propelled over the dune and crumpled upon impact with the earth. I ran over to das who seemed to have lost consciousness.
I took off his helmet and saw what he must have been hiding from me for a few weeks now. His eyes were gone. He must have lost them to the wolves shortly after Quihu left us. Tears filled my eyes as I looked upon him.
grimacing in pain he regained consciousness and spoke
"Sorry Xugot...I guess I'm not...cut out...for this life."
I couldn't bring myself to speak.
"Tell Moņol I...love her...I'ts not her fault he father made her marry a reckless...fool"
"No Das" I choked out as I knelt weeping in the pool of his spilt blood.
"I guess...I'm off to see Quihu again."
"You'll make it Das. Your leg will heal and we'll bring you back to town and get you a wooden leg, you'll be back to your own self in no time-"
"-and my...eyes? I won't live...long...Xugot...I'm not suited to be a hero."
"I think you're a hero."
"Xugot...what do you call a...sober..dwarf."
"..."
"a...liar"
Those were the last words Das ever said.

he faded into unconsciousness and entered a restless sleep where he writhed about.


Here's where you come in kids should Xugot
A. wait by Das's side until he inevitably gets killed by something else (He's stopped bleeding but remains unconscious and in pain)
or
B. Mercy kill Das and risk angering the human civs.
I'll give you a couple of hours.

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totally fine but a few more migrants and you'll be set anyway, so you needn't delay much longer.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 03:22:08 pm »
Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 15th of Slate
Our sense of time grew murky as we trekked north. We grew hungry but did not eat, we grew tired but did not sleep. My mind was constantly wracked by thoughts of Quihu. I could have saved her if I was more alert, stronger. I could never protect the things I loved. My wife, my children, Quihu everything I ever loved has been taken from me. The wolf attacks ceased as we wandered into the plains. We lacked purpose, we had no quest, no family, no friends. all we had were each other. Das and me.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 17th of Slate
The wolves attacked for the first time in a few weeks. The adrenaline filled my veins and chased the doldrums away. I swung my flail and batted the beasts away. Their bites left a few running veins across my hands, making my fingers stick together. When the beasts retreated, I looked to see Das on his knees fumbling with his helmet. He assured me he was fine and that it just came off in the heat of battle.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 18th of Slate
Das has been acting strange lately, he's taken to using his spear as a walking stick and shouts at me whenever I get away from him. I tell him he's acting like an old man and we share a laugh at his expense. It feels good to laugh again.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 19th of Slate
The plains gave way to desert today as we made our way north. Das has been really talkative lately. He told me about growing up in Thrifthermits, about his father the guard who inspired him to be a warrior, about the legend of Etast Willgolds the hydra and Ugan Trickedduties. When I asked him if he was married he just shrugged and became eerily quiet but struck up a conversation again after a few minutes.
He walked into a cactus later today and I asked him if he wasn't wearing his visor a little too low, he rebutted that if he hadn't had his visor so low he'd have a face full of prickles.
Das has been one of the few things that has made life worth living lately.
(Das is 26 years old and he's married to some lady named Moņol who still lives in Thrifthermits, a better writer can explain why he's out here with Xugot)

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 28th of Slate
Das hasn't been pulling his weight lately getting food. Even though the desert is crawing with lizards, he can't seem to catch a single one. He says he'll let me drink from his canteen but I think he'll need the water more than me, what with him wearing that stuffy metal helmet through the desert.

Diary of Xugot Creamsoothe, 6th of Felsite
A strange beast attacks! as we're walking through the desert Das tells me to stop and sure enough a giant scorpion the size of a horse rises from the sands and lunges at me. My flail made a dull thump when it struck the thick shell of the beast and it's claws clanged like swords across my shield. Fortunately, when I put a dent in it's back thick slime came pouring out and it tried to retreat. With all my strength I managed to smash down on its back and crack it open with such force that the goo inside it sprayed all over me and it collapsed into a hot sticky heap in front of me.
When I asked Das why he didn't help me he said he was caught off guard and makes some joke about dwarves, I can't remember how it went exactly but if he ever says it again I'll be sure to write it down. It was funny enough to excuse him from fighting that monster.


Aand.. they'll be a million posts since I started so enjoy this while I keep writing in the background. Input is appreciated



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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Adventure Succession
« on: June 02, 2010, 02:10:45 pm »
Sorry, I'm always online just ddn't notice this till now. Downloading as you read this.

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Creative Projects / Re: Criticize My Ear-exploding Music?
« on: June 02, 2010, 01:30:06 pm »
Ear-exploding? terrible music? people saying things suck?
this is the perfect opportunity to plug my one man grindcore band
-[Redacted because I thought the name and lyrics were obscene]-
uncompressed instrumentals

but to be honest it was more of a short term project to see if I could mesh a drum machine on my computer with a guitar recorded on a microphone (a really simple riff ) it didn't work so I figured I'd growl at it call it grindcore and see if anyone was dumb enough to like it. I'd like to learn any tips for drumbeats if anyone has them.

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I'm getting a little disappointed in you guys. Two Titans and no giant bug skin armor. It's not like any of them had deadly blood, why didn't you butcher them? >,<

also, did anyone ever get around to modding the managerial positions to be electable at attainable popuations? or are we going to long haul it until someone can rack up fifty dwarves?

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