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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Castaway
« on: June 11, 2012, 10:13:01 am »
Wash sand out of face and hair. From the water's edge, look along the beach and edge of forest in both directions for anything that stands out: debris, wreckage, buildings, rampaging grizzly bears, whatever.

if we don't see anything apart from sand, water and trees, then first remove all clothes. Squeeze water out of them. Wash feet, put clothes back on, careful to keep sand out of socks. Then head into the forest a few dozen yards and start looking for anything useful or edible. Fruit may be a suitable substitute for water.

We don't have socks. Maybe we'll get blisters later or this is an oversight.

What's more troubling is the NONE under skills does this preclude climbing trees?
swimming? Caldarian Folk dance? Nautical navigation? (certainly would explain a lot)
If we took off our clothes would we be able to put them on? Are we capable of walking? Intelligible speech?
We can't have NO SKILLS can we?

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Um, I didn't get an update for my birthday, or the days before that, seriously robocorn, you are the worst best friend.


Man, I've been busy I've got more schoolwork than ever and my friends and family won't leave me alone
It will be a couple of weeks at least before the next round of updates begins but I'll be sure that they happen.

It could still be a while before updates start returning.
Will a livestream help? Maybe we could watch a movie this time instead of watching me draw junk.
guess not

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: My Little Grind: Gore is Magic.
« on: June 07, 2012, 03:42:40 pm »
Buy another pig for painting walls
Also for vocals to cover your Tiny Tim-esque falsetto
In fact, everything about you resembles Tiny Tim.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: My Little Grind: Gore is Magic.
« on: June 05, 2012, 04:34:44 pm »
Your name is Eddie
Your band is called Necrotising fasciitis
Onlookers have described it as the trial version of Drumsite meets the sound of a pig being abused.
You run the band as a frontman after you get out of junior high. You "play" guitar drums are provided
by a trial verson of Drumsite on your dell powerbook. Vocals are provided by a piglet in a box that you shake before every performance.
All your friends agree it's pretty sick.

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You tearfully ask Hraesvelgr to take care of your fat wife.



Then you nab a six pack and the ol' dimebag and steal his car.



Truly this is the beginning of the rest of your life.

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Creative Projects / Re: Musicians Thread
« on: May 30, 2012, 05:28:13 pm »
You need a fuller sound? I can do that for you. I was trying to make the ending kind of fade out, but I can do a climactic ending.

Like so. I slowed down the beginning part, because it felt too rushed.

I like what you've done.
Sorry to be so late in responding.

Since I've been into procrastinating on my flash for dumber projects and I'm really interested in your musical creative process
can I propose a thought experiment. How climactic could you make it before it doubled over into cheesy bombast?
I've got pretty close to all the time in the world to wait and I'm pretty excited to see the compositions the two of you make.

Larger sound, eh? I decided to go with a nordic choir type song, but the Finale synthesized vocals just plain suck. So I made some 'voices' out of two basses, a cello, and a viola part.

Enjoy. (I hope.)

That's a pretty cool effect for something you said you kludged together out of a bunch of other voices.
It's got kind of an atmospheric feel to it.

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You pluck your mailbox to rain havok upon your fat wife's suitor
something feels incomplete about your triumph though.



Phew, you remember that being easier when you were younger.
This certainly feels more proper though.

You wish she'd stop biting.



You go in your door.
Hraesvelgr?
It was Hraesvelgr with your fat wife the whole time?!
And to think you liked Hraesvelgr.

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You'll need the squad car to beat him.



The meddlesome crossing guard will taste your fury.



Dammit.



You've had enough of this shit. You're going home.
Maybe you're unfaithful fat wife will make you a sandwich.



Hmmm, looks like someone else has come to your home.

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He totally has no reason to, but he stops you, you don't see anyone crossing the street, this guy's just out to get you.



He'll learn to behave through berserker fury.



That hurt a lot more than you thought it would.

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No amount of flipping will stop you. You're an unstoppable juggernaut of righteous indignation.



You'll see how far they get without their squad car.
But wait, is that a crossing guard? Another threat?

236


You slam on the breaks, and flip the damaged teacher off your hood.



Those damned pigs hit you from behind.



Your car tumbles forward and lands on its roof.

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"Hey kids go in there it's a free candy store!!"



The kindergardeners safely fall for your clever ruse.



Unfortunately, it appears that you have struck the teacher.

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You ain't getting caught dead by the cops,
that's exactly what your fat wife would expect.
You floor it. They'll never get you alive.



Kindergardeners!!!


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This is totally unacceptable, you're out.



It's just you and the open road now.

EDIT:



You're way too gangsta to give a fuck.
They'll be fatter wives than her.
You blaze up and chill out.



Look out, some pigs are riding your tail.

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Your fat wife is being unfaithful
what'chu gonna do 'bout it?

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