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Messages - Thedorfwhostoleyourcoffee

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Other Games / Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« on: July 06, 2010, 03:46:05 am »
Blizzard was meant to destroy Activision, not join them!

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Other Games / Re: Sleep is Death (Geisterfahrer)
« on: April 26, 2010, 06:58:52 am »
Well, if anybody with more money than me (Around $20+) wants to split, I would be happy.

If not, well there's always bank robbery.

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Life Advice / Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« on: April 26, 2010, 06:25:01 am »
I just want to thank the creator of this thread for a sig worthy post.

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Life Advice / Re: I'm basically in need of... Well I just don't know.
« on: April 26, 2010, 06:24:10 am »
Wait, I still don't get it.

You're telling me it's NOT normal to dream up ways to kill people and want to bathe in the blood of the people surrounding you?
Oh well, I've never been normal anyway...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 25, 2010, 10:55:01 pm »
Granted, but now it is on so early nobody watches it and it gets cancelled.

I wish I wasn't banned from 37 different wikia's for posting articles about mooses (That's true by the way).

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 25, 2010, 09:46:12 pm »
Granted, the clothes feed off your life force to work.

I wish every wikia page I edit didn't remove my articles on møøses.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Real-world information in the Wiki?
« on: April 25, 2010, 09:27:14 pm »
I don't?

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Quickly! Light it on fire and run it off a cliff!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 25, 2010, 08:33:46 pm »
Granted, you died.

I wish it was May 18th.

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Other Games / Re: What Would It Take to Get You to Play an MMO?
« on: April 25, 2010, 10:32:40 am »
Not pay to play. I don't mind having features locked if I don't pay but I can't stand the thought of shelling out $10-$15 per month for one game when I could just play all my games on Xbox for $8 a month.

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I wish they updated it on the Xbox, my PC can't handle it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 25, 2010, 10:17:51 am »
Granted, now everyone is obese instead.

I wish I had no clue what I was doing.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Real-world information in the Wiki?
« on: April 25, 2010, 10:09:41 am »
Do you think anyone would mind if I added an article on møøses to the wiki? I ask because I did it on the Red Dead Redemption wiki and got a year ban.

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I thought it was common knowlage Elves ate corpses. In my last fortress (that was destroyed by a salt monster) I was under attack by gobbo's. The elven traders come, kill the goblins and then eat them. First the goblins were there, then their corpse was there, then it dissapeared as the elf moved closer. After witnessing this I welcomed the cannibal elves to a relaxing magma bath followed by an atom smasher.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / The Epic Quest of Epic Failure.
« on: April 25, 2010, 09:54:38 am »
You are all that stands in the way of a massive demon force threatining to invade the land. You don't know much about what is going on but a full explanation has been promised after this battle. A medium sized demon force of 3 cohorts is threatening your base camp. You and your fellow soldiers much defend your home from this attack force and strengthen yourselves against the demon horde.
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Ok, this is how it will work. It is set in the normal dwarf fortress world however a few hundred years in the future, this means some small advances over current tech but nothing stupid such as "Alien laser beam cannons". At first not much is revealed as you know as much as your character does, nothing. However after the Epic battle you will find out more and I'll delve into some deep RP that I don't feel like right now. Anyway, this is how the battle will work: I have a dice program that goes to 100, at first I will roll to see who hits first, you or your opponent, then I will roll again to determine the damage of the hit.

For you:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

For the enemy:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This system will be refined for the different types of enemies you will face, at the moment this is the current system for adverage level foes. As your characters progress the number will reflect that accordingly.

Now, with your characters, no matter who you are you are part of the Alliance to start with, you will all participate in the fight and I presume some of you will die, you can create another character if this happens but the first one STAYS DEAD.
The races you can play are:
Human
Dwarf
Elf
While this seems like a small list I will allow you to create any type of class you want so long as they wouldn't be considered on the side of the demons.

Character Sheet:
Name:
Age:
Classs:
Description:
Bio:
Extra:

I will not have a character as I always end up leading and it gets hard to force events to happen without every one cooperating. Instead I will guide this quest to the demon's lair by NPC's and all other type of communication. I will also play the role of bosses and the such. I plan on making this very in depth but able for anyone to drop in at almost any given time. Although the story hasn't been fleshed out yet it will soon and I will add to the summary at the top.

Now, just post your character sheet and after we get three I will start the battle with more joining as they wish.

Please note: If you want to join later in the game please PM me and I will introduce a place or time for you to join with minimum suspention of disbelief.

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