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« on: March 31, 2011, 08:16:31 am »
This one isn't insane per se, since it didn't kill any dwarves, and it got lost in a crash, but I still find it so amusing that I want to share it again.
My military had just recovered from the last FB's syndrome that rotted most of their flesh off and left them blind. So I decided to have them explore the caverns a bit, since OBVIOUSLY they'd be badass enough by now. So yes, I had blind, horribly scarred dwarves on a recon mission.
Anyway, they get to a large cliff overlooking a lake, and I stop for a bit to think about what kind of awesomeness I can wring from that... when the giant green glass lobster with a trunk and deadly cave-in dust ( that I had forgotten about, har har ) decides to come check it out too.
So I think "Oh, well they'll just swarm it. Steel is harder than green glass right?" And as they're NOT heading towards it to swarm it, I suddenly remember they're blind... Oh, well I guess I better rewall that opening then.
Then it happens.. The giant cave-in dust cloud billows out and engulfs my brave, brave military. I brace for the worst... and when the dust settles, the beast is nowhere to be seen, and my dwarves are just standing there confusedly, completely unharmed ( for now ). I look around, and find the lobster down in the lake, minus one pincer. The stupid thing propelled itself off the cliff and into the lake, saving my dwarves from a glassy, snippy death.
End result: The lobster ended up sitting in the exact spot it fell until the game crashed. My military contracted yet ANOTHER full-body flesh-eating blood-swelling disease, and they survived that too. I had a very good laugh.