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Messages - Kurtulmak

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: July 17, 2010, 04:11:57 am »
One of you gnomes hit the button and reported Kurtulmak for "abusing his moderator powers."

The great God of Kobolds put himself on Mute for a month to ponder the complexities of what had happened.

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: May 29, 2010, 06:39:54 pm »
I take some time off ruling the universe to play Cooking Mama's Cook Off, and I find my realm overrun with gnomes.

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: November 26, 2009, 04:53:46 pm »
Your heapings of praise have just saved these gnomes from the power of the Dio de Koboldi!  Beware lest I blast them back to their gardens, them and their "skinny jeans" !!!

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: July 04, 2009, 10:48:55 pm »
The grand Dio de Koboldi has this to say about your words:  Perhaps it would be worth Kurtulmak's time if it was about kobolds pwning gnomes or something.  The main character is a sissy.  Man-up next time!  Maybe drive a dump-truck full of napalm into a bank or something.

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: July 04, 2009, 09:14:44 pm »
How can I keep away when you little thralls keep heaping up steaming piles of praise?

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: January 25, 2009, 08:48:29 pm »
Yes, my kobolds, shower me with your glory.  A new dawn is upon us.  Just like CSI now that Laurence Fishburne is on board.  It is a time of new beginnings.  If you can't handle the heat- buy a SPORE expansion pack!

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Phantom Moderator
« on: January 24, 2009, 10:12:45 pm »
How dare the gnomes wake His Almightiness!  For near ten years has all-powerful kobold god lain beneath the mountain, only now to find that a great Dwarf Fortress has been built over his cold bones.  Gnomes should know when not do dig to deep.  What lessons of the past are worth the danger?  What measure of knowledge is worth the risk to quest into the twisting labyrinth and lose your orientation?  For ten years, and a million more shall Kurtulmak rule the kobolds, be it from the vault of heaven, or from this wretched tomb.  Kurtulmak will pwn any snarky emo poser wearing girl’s pants!  And those fools with the big earlobes!  What the hell happened in ten years?

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Curses / Re: LCS 3
« on: April 24, 2004, 02:26:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Paul Setzer:
<STRONG>In that vein, can we have gender for everyone?  It makes seduction much more interesting.  And the pickup lines are horrible.</STRONG>

The LCS is strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.


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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Continuing Effort
« on: January 21, 2003, 02:22:00 am »
Kobold's not your favorite?  For shame!

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: While we wait for Armok and Dwarves
« on: May 28, 2004, 03:05:00 pm »
The kobolds were created in Kurtulmak’s image.  The gnomes however, are obviously descended from lesser forms of life.

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: VARIOUS CASUAL RANDOM IDEAS
« on: December 03, 2002, 07:21:00 pm »
I am still reading Zonk's post.  And sacking your villages you GNOME.

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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: The Overcomplicated Editors
« on: November 06, 2002, 06:22:00 pm »
Kurtulmak looks forward to recieving said beast.

Already I have recieved a more deadly creature... THE SQUIRREL!!!


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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: More ecostuff
« on: October 19, 2002, 02:04:00 pm »
"Playing for the Past or Future, is playing with a fool's pair-of-dice."

-Richard Hell


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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: Question for Swiss Servants of Armok
« on: October 05, 2002, 04:31:00 pm »
I asked Father Time to set my watch,

my Momma-Poppa fixed it for me.

All you gnomes are lower forms of life.


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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: Question for Swiss Servants of Armok
« on: October 04, 2002, 10:15:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Alanor:
<STRONG>note... in the land of the swiss Gnomes...
(aka europe)
i think that they start thier week on MONDAY
while we start it on SUNDAY
i dont KNOW how this could possibly be the problem
but thats what someone said to me yesterday
it just doesnt make sense....
it should be the same day there... as here..
!!!!</STRONG>

That’s INCORECT, the CORRECT ANSWER is:

“SAT, eight AM – 15 minutes – and sssssssssssssero seconds.”

BLAM!  My mind is like a steel trap;
But more like one I stole from the gnomes!!!

PS:
All Americans set your watches ahead one day;
We are going BACK TO THE FUTURE <==


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