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The above user is a penis face.

Eat 10 of your counterparts. Wait for day to arrive. Unleash the Slime Cannon.

Eat your fellow slime to become Überslime.

I'm sorry for not previously mentioning this (I thought I had, actually), but in order to become bigger you must eat something larger than yourself.

Use your Slime Cannon powers to eat people through their windows!

Everyone is dead already! You ate them all! (Hooray again)

Update soon, I'm typing this on my iPod right now.

Regarding the aquifer; are you sure you didn't just embark over two biomes? The aquifer may only be part of one of the biomes and not the other.

Could I have a fisherdorf please?

Edit: What was fighting what when?

((Dude how'd you change your name?))

((I too am curious about how this happened.))

I'd die of thirst within a few weeks, due to what I thought to be a freshwater pool being...obviously.

Dwarf urine?

The above user is not 50% sane. Or even 20% sane. In fact, the above user is 100% insane.

Don't worry, we're only 9 pages in.

Anyway, back to the weather...

Yeeep, sorry, my modem wasn't actually fixed, so I couldn't get online. My deepest apologies.

Update ASAP.

FOR REALZ THIS TIEM

Updedit!

Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on September 28, 2010, 11:17:34 pm

Quote from: FuzzyZergling on September 28, 2010, 04:55:36 pm

Quote from: Sheb on September 28, 2010, 07:30:49 am

Quote from: Evil Lincoln on September 28, 2010, 07:30:32 am

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

Quote from: SolarShado on September 28, 2010, 04:47:07 pm

split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town

THIS

FIXD
THIIIIIIIIIIS

You split into an army of slimes! You can't seem to split into 1000 however, and only manage 29. Your crew is now 33 slime strong!

But you now have more important business to attend to - specifically, eating this damned hellhole they call a "town".









Oh no! You can't seem to eat much at all in your current, tiny state! Furthermore, you can't fit all your slime crew onto your boat! Looks like your stuck on this island for a while...

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You currently have 10 ACTIONS POINTS to spend. Using this map:



(Left to right: Lighthouse, Your boat, Jelly Jungle, Lionus (town), Flatbed Summit, Jelly Jungle)

decide what to do with your action points! You can get any number of your crew members to work on a single action.

Hunger: 5/5 (3 updates left)

Title: SLIMEBAD, Sailor of the Seven Slimes
Stats:
 - Badassery: 2/10 (+1 Bandanna)
 - Beefiness: 1/10
 - Attractiveness: 1/10
 - Speedery: 1/10
 - Smartitude:2/10
 - Charisma: 21/100
 - Pirate-ness: 48/100
Skills:
 - Slime Cannon: Launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets (Cap'n Slimebad).
Ship (unusable):
 - Crew: 33 slimes
 - Cannons: None
 - Speed: 5.829 knots per hour


What do you do now?