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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Which of these dwarves are better?
« on: November 26, 2010, 05:27:40 pm »
Which one is the potash maker?
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DF General Discussion / Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« on: November 26, 2010, 05:21:26 pm »OH NO YOU AIN'T!I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.
He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.
Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.
*nuzzles Duke's leg*
I'ma see about that...
OH YES I WILL!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: November 26, 2010, 05:56:09 am »I knew that in worlds with more than one adamantine vien, only one would have demon in it, so when I found the one that was demon free, I was overjoyed, but I knew that the viens sometimes open up lower than the top so I dug deeper... and deeper... until I broke through the cieling of hell just to say hi.
Well looks like it wasn't clown free after all!
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress live reenactment
« on: November 26, 2010, 05:51:17 am »
"Clowns were waiting for the hobby handyman when he broke through to the other side"
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DF General Discussion / Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« on: November 26, 2010, 05:49:30 am »I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.
He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.
Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.
*nuzzles Duke's leg*
I'ma see about that...
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Genociding immigrants
« on: November 25, 2010, 05:18:06 pm »Build a 'diving board' that's essentially a tower at the top, with a small bit jutting out that can be easily cut off with a support attached to a lever. If burrows work, asign all the them to it. If you want to be REALLY evil make sure they have enough food and booze up their, and wait out until a siege/ambush/elven caravan. Then drop them on top.
oh my god, i never thought about letting them survive up there until a siege! brilliant!
Dwarven rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain!
Or, here's an idea. Lock them away with food and beer. Let them socialise, ALOT, untill they're all great friends, then make some of them wood cutters and make them watch as their lover is killed. Just make sure they're locked away behind a wall and not a door, even beetter, put in a lever that activates spikes!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Genociding immigrants
« on: November 25, 2010, 04:19:09 pm »
Build a 'diving board' that's essentially a tower at the top, with a small bit jutting out that can be easily cut off with a support attached to a lever. If burrows work, asign all the them to it. If you want to be REALLY evil make sure they have enough food and booze up their, and wait out until a siege/ambush/elven caravan. Then drop them on top.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: You want WHAT!?
« on: November 25, 2010, 03:34:09 pm »You know that a mayor can easily be replaced? With a few simple keypresses? And that you don't really have to kill them in response to this, so might as well admit you're doing it for the fun of it? And suck up the consequences rather than act like it's something that happened to you?
Killing mayors off is a way of life. You can't just shake it off with a few keypresses.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How To Cheer Up My Dorf?
« on: November 25, 2010, 02:25:53 pm »It could have been worse. Her cat could have died too.
She didn't have a cat! :p
Even better!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How To Cheer Up My Dorf?
« on: November 25, 2010, 02:09:18 pm »
It could have been worse. Her cat could have died too.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Currency name?
« on: November 25, 2010, 02:00:32 pm »
To me it's just money, but I always imagine the voices from Killing Floor when I'm trading... Dosh.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Drowsy after broken leg
« on: November 25, 2010, 01:39:41 pm »
Right now, the first thing to do is pimp out the dorm to stop him getting anyworse, smooth stone, engravings, statues etc.
As for 'curing' him, I don't really know. Are you sure he's 100% ok?
As for 'curing' him, I don't really know. Are you sure he's 100% ok?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Seasonal displays of goblin treachery
« on: November 25, 2010, 12:31:47 pm »
I noticed this today, I had two ambushes, at first I thought the local fauna had uncovered them as the first were next to gazelle, but it could the Human/Goblin fighting cause them to be uncovered too?
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DF General Discussion / Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« on: November 25, 2010, 12:06:05 pm »
Ooookay, I'm just going to move onto... puppies now, think I'll avoid the awkwardness...
*Prepares mule nervous system*
*Prepares mule nervous system*
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DF General Discussion / Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« on: November 25, 2010, 11:38:46 am »no, you must use a meat tenderizer for everythingJust gonna say. Anyone who comes near me with a butcher knife *WILL* be killed.
*Ahem* I use an assortment of knives, is it ok if I use a cleaver?
Everything?