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Take over the Wasteland

What would you do if Chris Barnes was a muderer and you were about to be his victim?

Nothing, I don't know what it tastes like.

What would you do if you suddenly were sucked into Dwarf Fortress?

You remember the days when you worked at that butcher shop... Wait a minute! You suddenly have an idea of how to dispose of the corpse! You begin to butcher the corpse, making sure every part butchered dosen't look human at the slightest. You then cook the butchered organs and meat, you eat the brains (You are now full). You also decide to jelly the bones and eat them (You are now Very Full) You sell the rest of the meat to a butcher's shop.

You then start cleaning all of the blood out of the basement, it's hard work but after a while you finally do it. You pile the victims clothes into a corner and set them alight. They quickly burn into ash.


You loved the thrill of killing, you need MORE. The voices are demanding you to mutilate a female child!

Thrash Metal. Bang Head.

You cut your victims stomach open with your knife, exposing the guts, blood is spraying everywhere. You then dispense all of the remaining salt into the wounds, your victim does not scream louder than the music. You go upstairs and pick up the pan of boiling water, you then go downstairs and pour it into the large open stomach laceration.

You begin to flay the victims lower body, you only get a small cut before the victim bleeds to death. You turn off the music and go into the shower with your clothes on, you wash off all of the blood but suddenly, you hear a loud knock at the door! You go to the front door and open it. SHIT IT'S THE COPS.

The police officer says "We've been having reports of you playing overly loud violent music"

You are fined 100$
Phew!
You pick up your now cleaned meat clever and razor. You wonder what to do with the mutilated corpse of the victim.


An update on equipment


You are wearing:

Dust mask (Face)
White V-Neck T-shirt (Upper body)
White Pants (Lower body)
White rubber gloves (Hands)
White shoe (Right foot)
White (dyed) Leather Jacket (Upper body)
White Backpack (Upper body)
Raptor Talon Foot (Left foot)

You are weilding


Meat clever (Left hand)

Cutthroat Razor (Right hand)


You have (In your backpack)


Sulfuric Acid (Stolen)

Thermite bomb

Empty glass container

Lighter

6 nails

Regular hammer.

My life is going into a depression spiral. That and Jerks at school.

Poor guy. I know how you feel. If you can't deal with the bullies with words, deal with them with fists.

"You turn on the radio and put it as loud as it goes, it is on the death metal channel.
People will not hear this maggot scream over the music.

Our victim stops bleeding.

You cut off the fingers on the victims left hand,
he screams out in pain but is unheard over the noise of the radio, you cut the fingers off of the right hand and the victim screams out in pain but is again unheard. You begin slicing of the toes and finish fast, the victim screams loudly and may be heard! you begin slicing off the remnants of the charred ears and nose. You eat the ears and nose as they are already cooked.

You cut the rag into pieces and use the pieces to constrict blood flow around the toes and fingers.

You are off to cook the pieces of the victim.

You boil some water and throw the fingers and toes in. You feel the need to finish off your victim."

Your arms are smeared with blood, your feet are smeared with blood, your upper body is smeared with blood.