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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Are Elephants Supposed To Be Easy To Kill?
« on: December 03, 2010, 11:07:04 am »Waitaminnit, HIPPOS are BENIGN? The hell? Hippos kill more people every year than sharks ever have since the history of ever.
Hippos are very territorial in real life and are very brutal killers. But sharks can't walk on land and don't live near people either (besides beaches), otherwise they'd probably close the gap the bit.
Unlikely. Only a handful of all sharks are capable of actually harming humans. Even then, the vast majority of these sharks do not want to eat humans, as our bodies don't have enough meat on them. Supposed killers such as the great white shark only kill humans by accident, mistaking them for tasty seals. Usually they just take one bite and then leave after realizing that it's not a seal. Course that doesn't keep you from bleeding out if its a deep wound.
If sharks lived on land, they would have learned what humans are like and wouldn't mistake them for animals they want to eat. They'd probably go after cows instead.
But why am I trying to bring logic into the idea of a land shark?

Anyways, if you want killer elephants embark on a terrifying biome and enjoy the skelephants. Or give them the [CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] tag, since some elephants are apparently raiding villages and drinking booze in real life.