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« on: December 01, 2010, 10:15:33 pm »
One day in the fortress of The Glorious Halls, a wood cutter by the name of Mistêm Ugutustuth was out chopping wood so he got hungry. He then attempted to calculate the path from where he was to where there was food. This is where the trouble started; he was unable to find a path, even though there were several food stockpiles readily accessible and full of fine meals for Mistêm to eat. Armok: God of Blood seeing this decided that he was either: a) incredibly stupid, or b) incredibly blind. So in Armok asked the dwarves of The Glorious Halls to raise then lower the bridges that gave access to the fortress and the food stock piles. Mistêm Ugutustuth then entered the fortress and proceeded to the nearest food stockpile and came to a barrel of dwarven wine with some Elephant tripe on top of it. He then proceeded to cry to Armok that he could not find a path to any food when there was a barrel full of prepared meals immediately adjacent to where he was.
So I Armok: God of Blood beseech thee oh great forum to answer this one question: WTF?