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19891
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 16, 2010, 02:22:48 pm »
Quote from: Josephus on July 16, 2010, 12:17:58 pm
Yes. Goddamned monkey ninjas who can tear my face off with their filthy unwashed feet.

I wash my feet regularly, thank you very much. Also, I'd probably have to either jump off of something or knock you down before I could touch your face with my feet. Just sayin'.

19892
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 16, 2010, 10:36:14 am »
Quote from: Josephus on July 16, 2010, 03:46:07 am
Quote from: darkrider2 on July 16, 2010, 01:19:28 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 12:59:22 am
Do I count as having prehensile toes if I regularly open a knobed door with my toes while holding a full plate of food and a cup filled to the brim without spilling anything?

we have ninjas on this forum?

You misspelled "goddamned monkeys".

You misspelled "monkey ninjas". I'm a second degree black belt in Ninjutsu.

19893
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 16, 2010, 12:51:11 am »
Quote from: sonerohi on July 16, 2010, 12:16:03 am
6'5 isn't mega tall but I tower over the short people in my school. One of my good friends is roughly 4'7 which sucks for him. The deep end of the pool we chill at is 5'6 or something, so I have to hold him up when we be chillin.

You're still in school!? FFFFFFFffffff...I'm 26!

Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on July 16, 2010, 12:41:12 am
We shortfolk make up for it by not having to bend down to grab stuff off the rack.

We shortfolk? You're 5'7". That's not short. :P
Quote from: ein on July 16, 2010, 12:42:00 am
Bending is for chumps.
Real men pick stuff up with their feet.
Prehensile toes (like me) FTW!

19894
General Discussion / Re: Can you beat this damned genie?
« on: July 16, 2010, 12:01:40 am »
Quote from: Grakelin on July 15, 2010, 11:56:24 pm
Didn't you POST in the other thread about this guy, too?

Yeah, he did.

19895
DF Suggestions / Re: Miners Should Get Axe Skill
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:39:47 pm »
To the punitentiary with you all!

19896
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:37:34 pm »
Quote from: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 10:36:47 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on July 15, 2010, 10:12:40 pm
Quote from: ein on July 15, 2010, 10:10:30 pm
Quote from: optimumtact on July 15, 2010, 10:09:56 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on July 15, 2010, 05:53:35 pm
Quote from: sonerohi on July 15, 2010, 03:13:16 pm
We should make a Door-Closing-Tall-People Guild.

C'mon, man. You already get big trucks and top shelves. What more do you want!?
Taller Doorways.

This.
So very much this.

How many giants are there on this forum? By giant, of course, I mean everyone over 5'9". I'd go lower, but I won't be married to a giant. No, siree.

I'm 6'0" flat, so I'm assuming the rest of you are giants.

Well, except me, obviously. Didn't you see the 5'9" cutoff for non giant? Get in the pile!

19897
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:32:35 pm »
That would really help if one of us gets locked up. Unless you're feeling vengeful or I defect to the bad guys (which is a distinct possibility.)

19898
DF Suggestions / Re: Miners Should Get Axe Skill
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:30:42 pm »
If we atom smash him, will his post no longer exist? In which case we won't have atom smashed him? In which case he would have posted? In which case *head asplode*

19899
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:28:56 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 10:26:23 pm
I'll be the dog that can turn his hand into a key.

A specific key, or any key?

19900
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:25:38 pm »
I'll go on this adventure with you, but I get the sword, and no one calls me Gimli or Urist.

19901
General Discussion / Re: Can you beat this damned genie?
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:23:55 pm »
He got Urist on the second try for me.

Character already played 371 times. last played on 16/07/2010 - 05H11

19902
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:21:02 pm »
So, am I the only one here short enough to use the chin-up bar made for doorframes? (I forget what it's called.)

Also, something I thought you guys would get a kick out of. A joke I tell that never seems to get old.

"You know, the legal maximum height for a person of small stature is 4'9". I missed it by three inches, yet people still think I'm disadvantaged because of my lack of height. That makes me an illegal midget."

19903
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:15:31 pm »
I bet I wouldn't have to, and that means it's not that low. :P

19904
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 2212 z-level above-ground Adamantine Spire
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:13:49 pm »
Quote from: caknuck on July 15, 2010, 10:11:42 pm
Quote from: Untelligent on July 15, 2010, 07:30:25 pm
Seconded. What should we name the page?

The Spine of the World

The Tower of Armok.

19905
General Discussion / Re: What are your fears/phobias?
« on: July 15, 2010, 10:12:40 pm »
Quote from: ein on July 15, 2010, 10:10:30 pm
Quote from: optimumtact on July 15, 2010, 10:09:56 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on July 15, 2010, 05:53:35 pm
Quote from: sonerohi on July 15, 2010, 03:13:16 pm
We should make a Door-Closing-Tall-People Guild.

C'mon, man. You already get big trucks and top shelves. What more do you want!?
Taller Doorways.

This.
So very much this.

How many giants are there on this forum? By giant, of course, I mean everyone over 5'9". I'd go lower, but I won't be married to a giant. No, siree.

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