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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 14, 2018, 12:45:18 pm »
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Yeah, but I don't have the boats to give them a real threat whenever this happens. It's just a thing for me, I guess.Finally get done unifying Iberia under the iron fist of Portugal. Raided by Canarias over and over through the whole campaign of stomping out Al-Andalusia and the Umayyad-bros. Work up some boats to crush the pesky little islands to keep them from raiding me. They raise 15k troops with no attrition.Are they still tribal? If so, they probably burned all their prestige and maybe piety (if they are west african pagan) to raise tribal levies. Those are 100% light infantry, so they look more threatening than they actually are.
Fuck you, Canarias. That's bullshit. That is all.
Happy birthday, Baal!PREPARE THE IMAGE
If you read the next verse, he clarifies that it means that you should use a right hook to hit the other guy so hard that it turns his face inside out. True story.I'm sorry that I have to point this out, but you missed a glorious opportunity. The correct type of punch to use is the cross.
Nothing out of context about that.*fist bumps MZ... explodes in a shower of gore*
Man, if you build a wall out of money don't expect me to leave it standing.If we can build walls out of kitten tallow, we can make this work.
Hi, MZ! Haven't seen you around in months.I'm here, lurking, but not nearly as often as I used to be. I'm still here, though.