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« on: June 29, 2010, 01:28:55 pm »
Some dwarven merchants came to trade. Okay, sounds fun. until Urist McFarmer entered into a berserk rage. He ran straight through the entire fortress, found the merchant, and began assaulting him. Now, the caravan guards had been fighting off a goblin ambush when the season changed. At the season change, both guards and goblins vanished. Go figure.
So, unprotected, the merchant was forced to fight off Urist McPsycho with his own two fists. Since neither of them were armed or armoured, the fight started to last a little while. Watching the scene play out, I noticed something- they were healing faster than they were getting hurt. O.o
As a result, the fight dragged on, and on, and on, until I forgot about it. I came back later, and sure enough, they were still going at it halfway across the map on a mountainside. Neither had any injuries. The fight continued until Urist McDidn'tPlanAhead died of thirst.
That took a while.
Now, the merchant just stands around my trade depot, which is still full of his goods, with no apparent intention of packing up and leaving, which he was supposed to do months ago. Despite this, I cannot trade with him. I wonder- what will happen when the elves arrive in spring?