I'm going to tell you a story, a story about love, loss, and dysentery. This is the story of Kilroy McGallagash and his family, Beatwelve, Oliver, Armok, and Urist. This story recounts their journey on...
And now that the intro is over, we can get to the real fun! This LP will be posted in parts until I reach Oregon. Every time I have to make a decision, someone can choose it for me. The first choice that is posted that won't get everyone killed on one fell swoop will be the choice that I make.
Here is the list of characters:

Kilroy McGallagash, a doctor who drinks a little too much and can heal himself of any disease, but isn't so good at healing other people.

Beatwelve McGallagash, Kilroy's nagging wife. Almost legally blind, so she needs glasses. Not pictured: Glasses.

Oliver McGallagash, a 15 year old who wants to be a ferry driver more than anything.

Armok, a 10 year old of indeterminate cultural origin. Smarter than his parents.

Urist, the baby. Doesn't do much.