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*sees impending flamewar*

*grabs can of gasoline*

Well it should be, but you assume we live in countries where we can just go to the doctor without having to pay out the wazoo because we either have junk insurance or don't have it at all.

I voted Oz simply because it was unconventional but not totally implausible as an industrial power. But I think most people here are looking for something more conventional in the European theater, and you should have some kind of chance at winning, so France: Road to War it is.

Unless there is a medical doctorate lurking around the community somewhere...but I don't think a doctor could find enough time for DF.

I don't know, I think that someone whose job it is to put people back together all day might enjoy a game in which they're torn apart.

To aid in my FB-slaughtering activities, I've built fortifications one square away from open cavern map edges. FBs usually stand still and take it, although some die faster to this than others. (17 dead FBs as of right now, with lots and lots of forgotten beast lungs, intestines, organs, etc in my food stockpile, with some forgotten beast tallow biscuits as a snack)

Of course, other things get on the wrong side of the fortifications too. Like trogolodytes. And they don't always stand there and take it, but rather run back and forth like a shooting gallery duck, dodging my marksdwarves' bolts. "Ha, missed! Missed! Missed again! Mi-" *THUNK*

That kind of exhaustion apparently no longer exists. I have no idea what high skill levels in pumping do now, if anything.

It's bugged. Dwarves don't voluntarily wear clothing. The only way is to draft them all into the military and set uniforms.

cry moar nubcakes

The rest of them I consider cheating, but I neeeeeed my dfcleanmap. The outside of my fort is absolutely coated in blood, pus, and vomit...