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Talent show on TV, overheard while I was cooking. This broad walks up, is introduced as a professional singer with over 15 years of experience. She's over 40 and the makeup makes her look like a shriveled plastic doll.Her goth getup looks like she got dressed in the dark, running.
And she starts singing Nemo by Nightwish. Horribly. I mean she's constantly either screwing up note pitch or length, even with the song playing in the background.
The goddamn crowd is cheering, and when the maiming of the song eventually reaches its end, the jury keeps congratulating her on her professionalism (but not on her performance). Paid spot much?

Fuck you, television.

*The Sentinel and the crawler are eventually reached.*
A: "Well, this is gonna be interesting. I'll take this one. Try to see if you can make the other one run, k?"
*Amy then climbs into the Sentinel's cockpit.*
((Whoops.))

*Amy slows down a bit, wrapping one arm around Crystal's waist.*
A: "You sure, hon?"

*Amy takes Crystal's hand and walks out, following the tell-tale trail of the vehicles so recently involved in a race.*
A: "You feeling okay?"

*Amy has put on the trollface.*
A: "Wanna help me loot some vehicles?"

A: "Mmmhm... *peck* Me too."

A: "I love you too, sweetheart. I love you so, so much."
*The firefox then lies down, gently pulling Crystal on top of herself to use Amy as a pillow.*

*The Tyrant is waiting for the elders council to get to the idea of money.*