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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Mysterious Weather: Raining Cats and Dogs (Literally)
« on: April 01, 2011, 03:11:27 am »
What a catastrophe.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2011, 01:17:03 pm »I decided to mine a pathway into a cave I had discovered earlier.They only lost because they didn't have enough time to prepare.
Turns out that these batmen were living inside.
My military tore them apart.
See whotcher did thar, laddie.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: We can rebuild him!
« on: March 30, 2011, 03:50:54 am »I misread that as large crotch for some reason...
I'd blame your avatar.
I guess you could say that the guard captain...
Has a real wooden sense of justice.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Consequences of Dwarficide
« on: March 30, 2011, 03:46:39 am »
Hahahahahaha! "Consequences"! Hehehehehehehehe hahahahahah hohohoho!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ice Bees
« on: March 30, 2011, 03:25:48 am »
Not the beeth...
Not the beeth!
Not the beeth!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: taming issue
« on: March 26, 2011, 03:51:30 pm »
What is funny is that in real life badgers are pretty much untamable, due to ferocity. Hehehehehehehehe.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Beware its Dust Cloud!
« on: March 24, 2011, 03:11:46 am »
The dwarfanity!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Birdsplosion
« on: March 22, 2011, 06:53:16 am »
Time to open up DFC.
Dwarf fried chicken.
Beard lickin' good.
Dwarf fried chicken.
Beard lickin' good.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I butcher pets?
« on: March 21, 2011, 08:59:42 pm »
Can't.
Gotta kill the owner.
Gotta kill the owner.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Odd embark
« on: March 21, 2011, 12:16:23 am »
Darn I was hoping for some +Fire Fish Stew+.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: injured dwarf uses?
« on: March 20, 2011, 02:05:51 am »
Nerve damage... sounds like a goner.
He might still axe people with his mouth though.
He might still axe people with his mouth though.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 19, 2011, 09:48:10 am »Main metalworker had a fey mood. He made another artifact iron warhammer.
Now I am happy, because I have both legendary weaponsmith and armorsmith !
IRON FIST OF JUSTICE!
But seriously keep that thing the hell away from your sheriff.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Top 5 Things We'd Like To/Expect To See In Future Versions
« on: March 17, 2011, 08:34:22 pm »
I am going to build a TIME MACHINE so that I can travel to the FAR FUTURE and play multi threaded DWARF FORTRESS after TOADY the XVII has begun working on the BETA.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Finding the blue lollipop!
« on: March 17, 2011, 10:53:55 am »I know what you guys are talking about and I can barely follow all the cant.It would be easier to use spoiler tags if it really counts as a secret.
Yeah but that would be less fun!
Which is ironic because this leads to a lot of FUN.