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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 15, 2011, 04:27:48 pm »
Granted. You can download 1 second of one song every day. It takes 2 hours to download. Oh, and the file sizes are 2GB+ for each piece and it takes up 99% of your computer power.

I wish I had a phone in my shoe.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 15, 2011, 02:01:34 pm »
Granted. Your house is now filled with Canada Dry. Then, you realize it's flat.

I wish my house was always at a cool 60 degrees.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 14, 2011, 05:19:43 pm »
Granted. She's horribly disfigured and a generally terrible person.

I wish someone made a Dwarf Fortress visualizer for Minecraft.
>.> I also wish everyone would go back to Ye Olde Englishe, but that'll wait till next time.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 14, 2011, 02:49:07 pm »
Granted. You are blessed by the gods of rock and gain divine inspiration and quickly learn how to play the guitar. Unfortunately, you never stop playing, and you never had a pick, so... good luck playing with raw, useless fingers.

I wish I had the most amazing immune system ever.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 07, 2011, 02:11:55 pm »
Granted. You're now Cthulhu. Unfortunately, being unaware of your awesomeness and how to control your new form, you kill everyone ever. Then, you wake up the real Cthulhu and he murders you.

I wish 7up became Ginger ale.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 06, 2011, 08:37:17 pm »
Wish granted. All the cows and livestock instantly die and float over to your house, completely burying your neighborhood and most of your city.

I wish I could stay up longer.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 06, 2011, 07:13:52 pm »
Granted. You can now read so fast that you can see into the future. Your brain melts from all the information you haven't read yet.

I wish technology was a lot more advanced.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 06, 2011, 02:57:34 pm »
Granted. You find a lime. Unfortunately, it's actually a lemon painted with lead-based green paint.

I wish I was a robot.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 06, 2011, 02:09:19 pm »
Granted. You now have a parrot. Along with a missing leg, missing hand, missing eye, and scurvy.

I wish I could know what would happen if modern technology had been invented in the stone age.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 06, 2011, 12:29:27 am »
Granted. You give up all of your time for reading and subsequently lose your job and starve.

I wish I was never tired(and none of that you are now a tree/statue bullcrap.)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 05, 2011, 10:27:59 pm »
Granted. You're now slightly better at mafia. However, you're now terrible at all other games.

I wish I was homeschooled.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 05, 2011, 02:06:49 pm »
Wish granted. Postal 3 gets released and you try to purchase it. Unfortunately, due to the trend of raising game prices, it costs $500. You spend 2 weeks f your paycheck to buy it, and then find out it's buggy and laggy as all hell.

I wish Dwarf fortress included dwarves.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 03, 2011, 08:11:08 pm »
Wish granted. You soon go crazy from all of your consciousnesses constantly arguing.

I wish for beef jerky.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 03, 2011, 07:55:02 pm »
Granted. You now have a fish made of wishes on a dish. But, the fish was a pufferfish, and the chef who prepared it was a novice. Enjoy your poison.

I wish that spaceships were made of glass.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 03, 2011, 06:35:36 pm »
Wish granted. Now all the animals are insane. They all murder everyone and civilization as we know it crumbles.

I wish sneezes felt amazing.

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