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General Discussion / Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« on: June 12, 2011, 05:40:59 pm »Resist urge to draw fantrolls instead to fill the void?N. Draw the fantrolls. All of them.
y/n
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General Discussion / Re: The Weiner thread
« on: June 11, 2011, 11:27:29 pm »It's just that when you click on The Weiner Thread you don't expect to see people debating over the objectivity (or lack thereof) inherent in our perception of reality and the impact that might have on morality.Yeah, you expect to see something more like....
Spoiler: This (click to show/hide)
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General Discussion / Re: Hi I'm new...
« on: June 11, 2011, 11:18:39 pm »
Welcome to the forums. Nuclear waste goes over there, the chicken pen is over here, and whatever you do, don't feed the trolls. Adbots are fine to antagonize, but avoid the trolls.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!Science!! Turn 1: 7s!
« on: June 11, 2011, 11:58:30 am »
Attempt to create an earthquake with a shovel and knowledge of seismic plates in France.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!Science!!
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:51:02 pm »
Go visit the nearest earthquake site and hope there aren't any aftershocks.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!Science!!
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:41:40 pm »Brilliance.Am I too late?Nope.avi
Field: Seismologist
Edit: No name needed. That was just my tendency to name characters for every game I participate in.
....that was not the name you were looking for.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!Science!!
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:40:06 pm »
Am I too late? Do I get to play, or do I end up on a waitlist?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 08, 2011, 01:31:37 pm »Apparantly, Sony just got hacked again.This is a shock.... why?
Also, I just had bacon, waffles that were reminiscent of plastic, and peanut-butter-crackers for breakfast. And it's just now hitting me that for most people, that would be considered irregular.
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General Discussion / Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« on: June 07, 2011, 12:38:21 pm »I was just thinking that his asshole would be in a perpetual state of combustion somehow. Come to think of it, that would probably cause him to be the profane version too... especially if he ever had to work at a help desk...Flaming asshole in the literal or profane sense of the phrase?How does one become a literal "flaming asshole"? Is it some genetic defect that causes 80% of your body to be a giant sphincter? Would you naturally be on fire or would you have to douse yourself in gasoline and light a match?
"WHADDAYAWANT?!?"
"I-I'm having trouble with the -"
"MY ASS IS CONSTANTLY ON FIRE. YOUR PROBLEM PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE TO MINE. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT."
"But I-"
"OUT. OR I WILL FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION."
Aaand, as usual, the ninjas beat me to the joke. Dang.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread.
« on: June 07, 2011, 12:16:05 pm »
Seriously... My outside thermometer reads 100+ degree heats, and I'm still expected to have my butt outside to move dirt for 4 hours. Normally, I wouldn't consider that too bad, but this is worse than trying to shovel sand in that windstorm we had a few weeks ago.
MaximumZero cancels RAEG: Too hot.TherosPherae cancels Join In on RAEG: Burning ass off while digging.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are the Player
« on: June 07, 2011, 10:08:50 am »Durrrr. But yeah, let's roll with this.He stays like a bro.Yer darn right Chet stays, and in order to make sure he stays, our bard needs to take Bard Specialization: Electric Guitar, and all the fighter buff ballads (to fuel his drunken combat skills) and epic 'attract groupies of the decidedly female persuasion' feats we can get. (so his character has tons of NPCs to hit on)This is a fantasy roleplay, remember?
We are so enabling this guy.
Obviously, we're going to have to go with a lightning-enchanted lute instead of an electric guitar. That way, we can give out power ballads and shoot lightning everywhere while we're at it.
Well, technically we appear to be playing Steampunk:The DM pulls out his Fantastiventures Steampunk book. Luke grunts disapprovingly.
So let's make it some sort of coal-powered brass-tubed stringed abomination. The coal heats the steam engines which power the Tesla coil for the power ballad lightning FX.
Also invest in fireproof gloves so we can hold this thing without burning ourselves.
Edit: Ninja'd
....or we could have a steampunk'd harmonica....
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General Discussion / Re: The Weiner thread
« on: June 07, 2011, 10:02:46 am »
Obvious phallic jokes aside....
I can't think of any reasons that he would refuse to acknowledge whether or not the pictures were his, aside from 1. It's a publicity stunt that seems to be backfiring nicely, or 2. He actually did it. I think it's more 1 than 2, mostly because if it was 2, it would've been safer to just outright lie like most politicians do.
I can't think of any reasons that he would refuse to acknowledge whether or not the pictures were his, aside from 1. It's a publicity stunt that seems to be backfiring nicely, or 2. He actually did it. I think it's more 1 than 2, mostly because if it was 2, it would've been safer to just outright lie like most politicians do.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are the Player
« on: June 07, 2011, 09:49:51 am »
He stays like a bro.
Obviously, we're going to have to go with a lightning-enchanted lute instead of an electric guitar. That way, we can give out power ballads and shoot lightning everywhere while we're at it.
Yer darn right Chet stays, and in order to make sure he stays, our bard needs to take Bard Specialization: Electric Guitar, and all the fighter buff ballads (to fuel his drunken combat skills) and epic 'attract groupies of the decidedly female persuasion' feats we can get. (so his character has tons of NPCs to hit on)This is a fantasy roleplay, remember?
We are so enabling this guy.
Obviously, we're going to have to go with a lightning-enchanted lute instead of an electric guitar. That way, we can give out power ballads and shoot lightning everywhere while we're at it.
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General Discussion / Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« on: June 07, 2011, 09:42:36 am »I forgot to say that I suspect I will be making a lot of friends in my German class. At the very least, I know one of the dudes is a programmer who likes Minecraft and isn't a flaming asshole. Pretty good start.Flaming asshole in the literal or profane sense of the phrase? Or both, perhaps?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Space: Turn 3 - Launch, Robo-cat, and that Frenchman is still peeing.
« on: June 07, 2011, 08:19:30 am »
So, how much longer do we wait for Strife?