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It has been years since I have last been in a hallucinatory state.

As far as you know. Remember, amnesia is a very convenient excuse for almost all situations.

The most overpowered one you can think of. Be the munchkin.

I don't know how to do the artifacts thing.

ten mayb you shuld....

...LERN it

I googled myself (not myself, but criptfeind) and for the first page it was normal and everything... But on the second page I noticed that there was a criptfeind on a website I had never heard of. It looks like this criptfeind signed up about a month ago and has not done anything at the website since. Just on a sorta lark, I clicked the log in button, typed in criptfeind, then used my most common password I use on forums... and it fucking worked.

What the hell is going on?

Obviously, your subconscious is making accounts on the Internet while you sleep.

As for me.... I'm eating waffles, and this waffle tastes like grape juice.

Strife gets auto'd because I'm not waiting more than 3 days to update.

Sit grumpily in his own chair with his medkit (I'm assuming he'd have a medkit?)

You [1] sit grumpily in your chair, then randomly fall backwards.... into the lap of a certain Frenchman, who pees himself in fright at your sudden appearance, then falls into a coma for no apparent reason. Your head is now coated in pee.

Throw in some rifle, a cat and a rocket into the combination machine.

You combine a cat, some random rifle from the armory, and a rocket in the combination machine, and get... [4+1+1]a robo-cat with a small artillery station on its back. It begins destroying random things in complete happiness. Thankfully, none of the random things are of any noticeable use.

Snort in disgust at the frenchman, then attempt to put him to sleep so that he stops being either so terrified or so delighted that he pees

You snort in disgust at the Frenchman, then [6+1] put him to sleep so well that he falls into a coma. AND HE'S STILL PEEING.

Battery+combat armor then?

You combine a battery and some combat armor, and get... [5+1+1] some low-power combat armor! You put it on gleefully, and are mildly shocked at the lack of insulation on the thing. Literally. [Equipped armor, +1 to defense, -1 to anything requiring coherency]

Strife tries to get on the ship!

You run towards the ship as it begins to lift off, and [4] just barely make it aboard!

The ship lifts off, and everyone who isn't in the designated seating area gets thrown against a wall by the massive displacement caused by going into warp space.
So...
Strife gets [5] pressed against the wall, but generally not harmed.
Robocat gets [5-1] thrown into a wall, but is also generally unharmed.
Taricus gets [6] pressed against the combination machine, causing minor damage to it.
Maxicaxi gets [3+1] shoved into a wall, but is unharmed due to armor.

Dammit, the dice love you guys this round. And I had all sorts of horrible things planned for what could come out of Taricus's cat-rifle-rocket combination....

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The people doing this crap are... well... I can't think of a word in English to convey my opinion on these people.

Awful?

Not harsh enough.

Piles of shit who need to be set on fire and then submerged in water until they pass out, and then hung when they wake up?

Alright, it's not one word, but it'll do.

That's a little.... too harsh...

I'm not going to judge whether or not they deserve to die or how horribly their death should be in case it should occur in a justice-based fashion, but.... this crap is bad. If you're going to try to convince someone to not be a homosexual, regardless of prior circumstance, it should not be by beating the homosexuality out of them and turning them into crying wrecks of human beings in the process. Heck, if you're going to try to convince anyone of anything, it shouldn't be by beating the opposing view out of them and turning them into crying wrecks of human beings in the process.

Oh, and the whole "your rape was your own fault" bit was rageworthy. Yes, there may have been a tiny bit more incentive for that specific person to choose you due to your dress, appearance, whatever.... but it's still the rapist's fault for actually doing it. Not the person who was raped.

Oh what the hell. What is this crap.

I would like to make a short statement: Not all conservatives, Mormons, Christians, etc. etc. are like this. I am ashamed by this sort of thing, and wish that it would not have occurred.

But regardless, I would appreciate it very much if you guys wouldn't generalize this sort of horrible thing to "THOSE TERRIBLE CONSERVATIVE 'MERICANS!" Because while I do try to be as neutral as possible, I have a tendency to lean right due to my upbringing. And I know my parents, certain friends, and various other acquaintances aren't horrible people doing horrible things like these. The people doing this crap are... well... I can't think of a word in English to convey my opinion on these people.