April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
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Because Olympics. And McDonalds always appears near the olympics.They like the taste of sweat and irony.
I still want to know what they have against Pitbull and who the hell Pitbull is!I'd give you a link, but I've already been around thirty seconds into one of his music videos and would rather not see or hear another. In my opinion, there is nothing down that path but shame, destruction, and bleeding ears. But for the foolish, brave, or perhaps both, there is always Youtube.
Theros has the power to steal the skills of his assailants and use it against them, however only in extreme poison. He lords over a pack of humans and he has mastered the ability to transform any robot into a badger. Theros is able to communicate with women through a mental link and he has been known to confuse the thinking of a rival. Additionally, he has a reputation for a phenomenal willpower and he developed the talent to tunnel through solid kevlar. Shamefully, Theros is deathly afraid of computers.That's right, I lord over a pack of humans, can telepathically hit on any woman I please, but god help me if I get near a computer wait I'm typing shit shit shit shit ABANDON ALL HOPE AAAAAAGGHH
This website made me laugh way more than I should have...
I think we need a Redrom requited by a Blackrom. We don't have one of those yet. We should totally have one for all the pointless teenaged dramas.That is sort of true. Right now, we've got more blackrom than we do redrom, and I think the main viable redroms died off with nearly-everyone-who-knew-Mimi being temporarily removed from existence.
Tutti fruitti syrup. The bottle says "for snow cones" but I read "for mixed drinks".Why not both?
You a berserker?Nope, Gladiator. If I was a berserker, I'd be swimming in escape options. But thanks, I'll try running D to 15 or so, maybe clear a bit of Snake if I can get my hands on some rPois.
And that's a bad thing... why?I vote that BMM42 does the next shipping chart. IT MUST HAPPEN.
The last one I made was unintelligible, if I recall.
That reminds me... it's about time someone updated one of them shipping charts. I'd do it, except I think I did the last one and I don't want to hog all the shippy goodness.Prince Alexander the Second, died in Battle with the Rebellous Duchess Emily the Impaler of Nikaea.
EMILY AND ALEX CONFIRMED FOR BLACKROM!
Just kidding.
