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i also had an muscleman adventurer.
but what happened?i was raped by those shitty villagers.
so i modded in a Dick Demon creature,and exacted justice.
heh.
smashed the bastards to death with a penis strike onto head.

They raped you?
Those oversexualised degenerates.
You should have given the thing a mouth, then bitten them. I think you know exactly what i mean.

Also, to the person above me, upon re-reading i think i see what you mean - I misinterpreted your intentions, reading it as though you implied that i was the one making a mistake

Quote from: Chilton on January 12, 2011, 07:56:13 am

Quote from: RayesKotrora on January 12, 2011, 04:14:45 am

Quote from: Knigel on January 11, 2011, 02:57:00 am

I think you're in the wrong thread. Here is where you talk about what killed you, this thread is about what you'll do to NPCs that killed your previous adventurers.

"But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons;"

"But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons; And how would you exact justice if you could?"
Semicolon = Not end of sentence

I addressed the first part of the sentence, however, and the second part of the sentence can't really be exacted

Edit: "Exacted" was a typographical error of "enacted" but it works just as well haha.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/exact
Exact
–verb (used with object)
7.
to call for, demand, or require: to exact respect from one's children.
8.
to force or compel the payment, yielding, or performance of: to exact money; to exact tribute from a conquered people.

"To Exact Justice"
English!


Moving on;

I just got bashed up by a Blacksmith, a Hunter, a Mechanic, and a Gem Setter. Im still alive, but i need to find somewere to hide, that i may lick my wounds.

Quote from: Knigel on January 11, 2011, 02:57:00 am

I think you're in the wrong thread. Here is where you talk about what killed you, this thread is about what you'll do to NPCs that killed your previous adventurers.

"But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons;"

"But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons; And how would you exact justice if you could?"
Semicolon = Not end of sentence

My weary work is nearly complete!
Bodies line the streets, but alas i am now a crutchwalker.
Some bastard peasant smashed my leg repeatedly while i was down, and now the bone is shattered in three places.
But, almost everyone is dead.
Flames line the woods around us, the fields ablaze.
Now to hope i dont get savaged when i try to fight them on crutches.
ARMOK GUIDE MY HAND AGAINST THESE INSOLENT SWINE!

Adventure Mode: The only place where tearing a heart apart doesn't kill them instantly.

Well, in reality it wouldnt kill you quickly either.

You know what's disturbing about this thread? 

Not the fact that the topic is about how to properly gouge a victim's eyes out.

It's the replies from the people who have already tried on such a level that they took the time to research it and find out that it is bugged.

You know why i love Bay12?
Were all a bunch of sick bastards

At least im not the only person here whos into this stuff.

Its impossible unless you edit the game files.

Recently, the residents of a Village slew one of my longest living Adventurers, Axion BrightDark. Rest his soul.
Now, in my anger with these scum, i have forged: Chilton DeathHunger, the Pale Hideous Executioner, to deliver justice!

But the overall point of this thread is, how have you lost your most glorious persons; And how would you exact justice if you could? (I may or may not be planning to use these myself if i run out of ideas)
Also, this may take some time to do.
Its a fairly populated village.