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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure mode, where BLANK
« on: January 10, 2011, 10:21:25 am »
Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode: The Only Game In The World Where You Can Torture People For Fun.


That is actually my answer, its 70% of why i play the game to be honest  :P

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Hey, have you noticed...
« on: January 09, 2011, 11:17:37 am »
In that case, i completely agree :)
I seem to have misinterpreted your intentions initially

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: January 09, 2011, 09:41:58 am »
I was wandering around a town as a Nord (Genesis, and im a Nord also) when some PSYCHOPATH Frenchman Cheese Maker just started being aggressive towards me.
Terrified, i defended myself.



Now, no matter what these ASCIIs may imply, he is not laying on the ground in pain while i viciously and savagely maim him.
He is actively attacking me, and all im doing is defending myself.
Hed kill me if i even hesitated
He was armed with a... sword... and all his slashes missed because i dodged them...
Im so lucky to be alive!
Hes dead though.
Dont bother looking for the body.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Hey, have you noticed...
« on: January 09, 2011, 09:34:47 am »
Nothing special - See, your holding them up.
Quite realistic actually

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: January 07, 2011, 09:52:38 am »
I fell into the water.
I cant swim, but i didnt die. I was washed into a mountain range and left cold and alone to try and get out. And failing.

I died.
:(

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Fun with Genesis mod
« on: December 29, 2010, 07:48:32 am »
I still don't know why getting kicked/bitten in the testicles or having them cut off doesn't cause extreme pain.
I will try to make it a more severe trauma :). Some time ago those organs were not protected by any armor so I had to lower the pain a bit for the sake of gameplay. But now when that bug is fixed by Toady, why not to make it painful again.

Although it strikes me a bit that my mod is often referred to as a "mod which has balls", it's okay and sometimes even funny :) (but don't overdo it).
Might i recommend making it stun them for one turn, and causing only a short burst of extreme pain, as anger would likely ensue a moment after? And perhaps making them harder to hit, as a balancing factor.
Just my piece :)

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: December 27, 2010, 02:56:49 am »
My current dwarf adventurer has had a major pride boost. After slaughtering 86 out of 93 kobolds in a cave and then doing normal adventurer quests, my dwarf and his human "companions" were sent to slay the third titan of the day, a mountain titan. In a previous battle, this axedwarf had a motor nerve in his left foot cut and as such was wielding a crutch in addition to his axe and shield. As such, we arrive at the mountain shrine and kill the titan in a lengthy battle (all melee companions perished, and I received no injuries whatsoever). As I am searching the shrine's loot, I find some coins from the single dwarf civ on this world in amongst the corpses of at least eight dwarves. Inspecting the coins for my legends mode collection, I discover that my adventurer is on the back of the silver coin! Hopefully the dwarves will put me on next year's gold coin after they learn of the four titans, ettin, dragon, hydra, and countless lesser notables. Also, I was forced to retire this adventurer when the warlord I was tasked to kill refused to show at his camp after several days of waiting and wandering around the local area slaying bandits and wolves.

Screenshot proof in spoiler to save space.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I saw 'The Bodices of Virginity' and thought to myself 'I'll fix that.'

Am I a terrible person now?
No, im a terrible person for going into human towns, cutting a female childs breasts off, jamming my knife into her (you know what i mean), then strangling her into unconsciousness, breaking her feet, punching all her teeth out, then kicking her in the chest until she cant breathe properly and leaving like nothing happened.


*You saw nothing*

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: December 26, 2010, 09:46:52 pm »
I think I'm giving up on Adventure mode for awhile.  I started yet ANOTHER adventurer, do the usual proceedings, sneaking about, killing things with stones until I feel confident enough to take down my first bandit camp.  I kill the ENTIRE camp with nothing but the stones I carried with me except one person whose legs and arms were broken from my rocks and I decide "He's laying on the ground, unconscious.  I'll go bash his head in with my axe."  As soon as I walk up to him, he wakes up, somehow dodges my swing, latches onto my throat with his TEETH and proceeds to kill me by biting my throat out.  Yeah...
LOSING is FUN
Just think about the guy having his friends killed off by rocks and that he found the bugger who did it not only broke all his limbs he coming up for the kill/torture the fear of not moving and the fear of what you would do lead to him using his abs to roll past your attacks. Then with a final amount of effort lounge at your throat. Still you died but he's still immobile with all his friends dead loneliness plus lost abilities will creep in to the bandit and sooner or later he will wish for death, maybe at the hands of the next adventurer or from the bogeymen who will no doubt strike the lonely cripple.
The only human error from this is that you wanted to end is suffering up close than to just let the man bleed out or throw more items with a sharp weapon. well at least you learn something from that experience and won't attack someone sleeping up close unless you sure you can take them on awake.

:)
Ill phrase a slightly different perspective.
Lying crippled on the ground, barely conscious, he waited, in pain, expecting death to come on swift wings.
As you approached, he saw his day coming too soon.
But, when you finally drew near, he came forth with a final rush of energy, sprung from the ground, and using his only functional limb tore open your throat, before falling back down, now in more pain.
As you thrashed about with your bludgeoning stone, he continued to try and crawl about...

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How have you been dying recently?
« on: December 26, 2010, 11:00:14 am »
I got shot in the head by an arrow.
It didnt kill me, be patient.
I ripped it out, and tried to throw it back to the archer, who promptly dodged into the area of right-next-to-me and stabbed me in the foot, severing an artery, and knocking me to the ground. Then he bludgeoned my head.

Survive arrow to head, die by slash to foot.

:D

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: possible adventure mode bug
« on: December 26, 2010, 10:01:02 am »
Oh yes, its a bug that your blunt wooden sword cant kill things

:D

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: December 26, 2010, 07:33:36 am »



This, Deon, is why i love Genesis
This was in the Arena, i was randomly battling Nord against Nord, then decided to use some magic.
This happened :D

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: remorse from mutilating people?
« on: December 22, 2010, 11:26:21 am »
I kind of have this with all violence, hence im a Pacifist.

Well, i try to be a Pacifist, but it never works out.
Ever

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Favorite wrestling moves?
« on: December 16, 2010, 09:38:32 am »
I only use wrestling to choke initially - Then i go about torturing the insolent swine my weary work.

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Its normal in the latest version.
The 8 is usually the door.

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What i mean is, Bandits can be easy, but this is DF.
One lucky shot can end you for good.
And one lucky shot can break a dragons head off with a pebble.

:)

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